Bro's Struggling To Get Signal On The Sunny 😭😭😭

You ask straight guys if they would suck dick for 100 mil and they start writing a fanfic about them getting a train run on them with 10 guys bukkake watersports creaming bouncing their hips bro i DID NOT ASK ALL THAT

Yeah okay im done with this fandom seeya guys ill just post whenever. I genuinely wish i never interacted with this fandom. Ive never gotten spoiled as much as i have on here and its actually ruined the series as a whole for me very significantly and killed any motivation i had to write. Im not even gonna read any x reader fics anymore because fanfic writers dont spoiler tag. Im not looking at fanart either because they spoiler tag even less. Im just done. Actually. It wouldve been better just keepin this shit in docs if i knew it would be like this. I cant even sleep at night because this series was so dear to my heart and i trusted that as long as i took all precautions i could that people would be considerate enough to try their best to keep some sort of integrity in order to spare fun for the rest but thats just not the case. Im so depressed. I actually cry when i think about how much i regret this, i miss when i used to be wondering and theorizing about what would happen next but all that enjoyment has just been ripped away from me. All these years of being so excited to see what would happen in one piece ever since i was in the single digits has been absolutely ruined. I fucking hate it. Im crhing. Im so depressed. There was no point. All these years of excitement just for nothing. Just for it all to be spoiled for me. I hate all of it. It feels like a part of my life has been stolen from me. One of the few things i can rely on to enjoy. I would theorize with my brother and friends what would happen because it was also one of the few things i used to connect with people but thats taken away too because i just know what the fuck happens. All these years all these fucking years of foreshadowing and wondering and creation that oda has slowly built up for me to enjoy finally FINALLY getting answers and its just gone. Just like that. Just because some asshole decided not to do something as simple as put "manga spoiler" or even just tag their shit as "manga" fuck all of you. Genuinely i mean that with all my heart. I fucking hate my life. All these years. For nothing. Im sorry to my 8 year old self. I ruined yet another thing dear to you. Just because i wanted to interact with some shit fandom.

Edit: I just read the manga so i feel better now. Im still bummed a bunch of cool stuff got spoiled for me though but im just trying not to think about and focus on the cool stuff i know now

what if his mom was just short

tell me im wrong, you wont. Luffy having stunt growth and several other underlining problems outside of the 10 years off the life thing.

When i'm reading an x reader and the character starts to clearly be in lust with the reader and not in love

Im a small one piece headcanon/drabble/mini fic writer now ask me things to write itll be my first time writing on tumblr though so it might be formatted weird n shit. The headcanons I plan to be x reader but it can be anything really. It can be platonic too or a kid reader or just a headcanon in general. I hope yall know what I'm talking about. Ill do female or male reader and nsfw is also allowed because why not I just feel like writing. Also I'm anime only tho, and I really try to be in character. Im new to tumblr terms so if you want to give me tips go ahead because I don't know how to label things on here (like i don't know what counts as headcanon or drabble or mini fic). Anyway it could be angst too but i'll probably make it a happy or bittersweet ending bc im a sensitive loser. I just wanna write, I'm bored. save me

SHNANKS

Is this a request to do something for him or just a plea to the gods 😭

Hiiizi loved you shanks works! Your writing style suits him sm, can i ask for a shansk x a f reader who isn't into alcool unless it's sweet and is usually very bratty/peaky? Thank you and have a great day!

Two Cats

Shanks x Fem!Reader. Fluff. 609 words.

Desc: You're a picky and bratty drinker, fortunately Shanks is there to "protect" you.

You and Beckman sit at a bar table, you holding his mug of alcohol. Despite no one forcing you, you’ve been sipping it only to judge him. “No one’s forcing you to drink it.” He says to you, getting annoyed as you take another drink of rum, making an extremely exaggerated negative reaction. His eyebrow twitches when you look at him with pity, as if he were some poor beggar forced to drink slop to forget his troubles.

“C’mon take it easy~ She’s just giving her opinion.” Your boyfriend walks up to behind you, putting his arm around your shoulders.

“She’s not voicing anything.” The vice captain points out, eyebrows furrowing in further annoyance when you give him another look of pity, your eyes looking from his mug back to him. Before he can voice any complaints the barmaid comes with your margarita, your attention immediately going to it instead as you slide the drink haphazardly back to Beck.

“Oo something drinkable!” You say happily and take a taste, Shanks biting his lip to contain a smile at your bratty behavior. He used to be a victim of it before, a troubling time, but eventually learned it was simply the way you were. Once that was in his mind it wasn’t long before he found it cute. Now he watches as you happily sip on your drink.

“Can I have a small drink, doll?” He asks you, flinching when you give him a harshly disgusted look. “Ouch, you’re breaking my heart here.” He frowns a bit and your expression changes to a giggle, picking the drink up and putting it to his lips.

“Fine~ I guess I can spare a drink to a poor soul.” You tease the redhead, who plays along.

“Thank you my liege.” You smile confidently at that… before Shanks takes a deep breath and slurps the entire thing up.

“WHA- HEY!” You yell and he bursts out laughing.

“Thanks for sparing such a drink onto me, it was wonderful!” You glare at his laughing self, then sigh and place the glass back on the counter with a sulk.

“My drink…” He leans down and gives you a smooch on the cheek at your sulking.

“I’ll order you another one.” He looks to the barmaid. “Another sweet nectar for her royal highness, please.” Shanks motions to you and the barmaid’s eyes meet yours.

“You don’t have to call me that!” You say quickly to the barmaid as damage control, but she already leaves to make it with a final gaze that lingers judgmentally. Once she’s gone you stare at Shanks like you’re trying to explode him with your mind. He puts a hand on your head.

“Relax~” He pets you softly, but when he tries to kiss you on the lips you turn to the side. “That’s how it’s gonna be?” He raises a brow then smiles mischievously. Before you know it he’s moving to be in your view. When you look away he’s there again. It’s no use, everytime you look in a different direction he slides to be in it until you’re resisting a smile. “Is that a smile I see?”

“It’s not, your eyes are worsening.” To your answer he hums while leaning in closer until your noses are touching, waiting until you end up letting out a small “pfft” before he grins and kisses you on the lips.

‘They’re like two cats.’ Beckman thinks to himself, forgotten as he drinks apparently undrinkable rum from his mug. Quite a pair, the two of you are, but it is amusing watching. He’s definitely not letting you get your paws on his drinks anymore, though.

Short, but i had fun with the scenario. Just how it turned out. Also thanks for the compliment. Sorry if I don't sound excited im tired rn.

I GET THERES TIMEZONES BUT HOW IS IT ALREADY THE NEXT DAY FOR PEOPLE ITS STILL THE 8TH FOR ME IS SHANKS BIRTHDAY NOT TOMORROW??

HES SO UGLY

I need to kick him or something someone put peepaw down he looks like old yeller

This is funny because when I'm really excited about someone/thing i actually get the very strong urge to bite them i'll start chomping my teeth together like a cartoon so if someone bit me and said it was because theyre my friend I wouldnt be that surprised or bothered so you probably could do this.