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Do you like Joel Smallishbeans? If you said no, you answered incorrectly. Also why are you still reading this? This post is clearly very in-favor of the yelly beans man. If you said yes, congrats, today is your lucky day, because, surprise surprise, I am also a fan. This is a propaganda poster totally normal info sheet about Joel Smallishbeans Week, otherwise known as 7 Holy Nights of Jeremy, welcoming fans new and old to participate in a week of prompts dedicated to the man himself, the smallest of beans and the tallest of Joels, Joel Smallishbeans! The event is run by @risibledeer, and uh, not to brag, but *checks nails all cool-like* I’m friends with her and stuff and she asked me to make this poster. So yeah. I’m basically really cool by proxy. Go check out Risi’s pinned post for the prompt list!
If you are a faithful Jeremy, but are only just finding out about this event and are panicking because you only have three days to put together your pieces, not to worry! We’re not gonna not enjoy your art / writing / live donkey / other thing just because it’s a little late! The more participants, the better. Spread the word of Jeremy throughout the land of tumblr, no matter how long it takes you! Or don’t, if you don’t feel like it, ig.
There is no pressure to do all the days, do whatever you want to, any level of participation is welcome, appreciated, and encouraged!
We are all very excited to see all the new Joel content, so make sure to tag any Joel Week related posts as #7 holy nights of Jeremy! (I have no idea if tags are case sensitive but just in case [puns lol] go with all lower case as that’s what is used in the prompt post) so that we can find and admire your stuff!
If you are interested in participating, first of all, great, go right ahead, second of all, make sure to reblog this post, or the prompt list, or both, so that Joel week can reach as many Jeremys and otherwise potential participants as possible!
(Also Risi does this make me one of the hosts lol?)
a quick silly doodle for Halloween!
i think they should play phasmophobia together. Also don’t ask what’s going on with Joel’s outfit I’ve got no clue lol. Also I forgot to color Etho’s other glove oh well. Happy Halloween!
I realized I hadn’t drawn Joel recently enough and was suffering from withdrawal like any normal person would, so I searched up smallishbeans and started scrolling through images looking for inspiration to draw, again like any normal person would, when I came across what is possibly the greatest picture to ever be taken
I failed miserably at capturing the look of pure joy on Joel’s face, or the look of absolute smugness on Lizzie’s, which is a shame. Someone more talented than me should redraw
Joel’s episode:
wasn’t Joel’s latest episode ever so lovely?
Joel smallishbeans, never change
doodles from Joel’s most recent gartic phone stream. I can confirm that this all happened, I promise I’m not making this up./gen. Joel smallishbeans, never change.
Boat boysers eating well today. I’m still in shock at the fact that he called Etho babe like okay Jimmy is gonna get jealous. Lizzie is probably chill though I think she’s learned to pick her battles and stopping her husband from queerbaiting the internet is always a losing one /silly. Also happy national haunted refrigerator night! I have no clue what that holiday is about nor what you are meant to do to celebrate, but I know it’s today, so I guess I wish you a fridge full of ghosts, or smthn. I’ve decided to make it my job to always know what national holiday it is because um don’t ask such silly questions. We always need more reasons to celebrate lol.
edit: also sorry for switching art styles every five minutes lol
Something something esmp1
biblically accurate jizzie
Hey, bluet here :)
For some reason tumblr terminated my account??? I think it was a glitch bc I've done literally nothing??
I sent them a support ticket to hopefully get the situation get sorted out, but thought I'd let you know :)
~@bluetbluish
Gah im sorry that happened to you! I hope it gets fixed soon!!
*punches tumblr* why would you do this give bluet her account back right now!!
(Btw she/her is the right pronouns right? I think I remember those but if I screwed up I’m so sorry)
What a. Completely normal distance to stand apart.
also I drew this and retrospectively it looks a lot more suspicious than I meant it to lol I just meant to put their faces really close together for sillys. Also for people seeing this who are looking at the og picture and saying wow are you sure that’s actually them should give a big round of applause to obscurettafficscreencaps for verifying that this is indeed a screenshot of my two favorite idiots based solely upon their shoes. If they took the screenshot then double applauding for picking this specific moment to immortalize on the internet forever.
also again this is only for sillys I just couldn’t resist when I saw the og picture.
I think one of the funniest team ups in the life series was when Mr. Steals Your Man teamed with Mr. Fumbles Every Bad Bitch That Comes His Way. (I know I wrote that on the drawing but my handwriting is semi-illegible and I’m really proud of that line, like thanks I used up all my humor for the year for that)
It’s the totally-not-furries!! (Ignore the weird shading on Martyn’s arm I drew this literally at midnight last night. Like, not even kidding I made this instead of sleeping I am so tired why why why also by the way longhair Jimmy propaganda do you see the vision spread the skulk good night)
Loyal Jeremy, ardent disciple of the way of the bean. If you don't know what that means, imma be honest this blog will not unconfuse you. If you do, welcome, I assure you we will get along splendidly.Pfp with permission from milkwithalittlebitofsadnessCurrently I am the head mod bossman guy of Smallishzine which I'm saying here for bragging rights and purposes
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