what up losers? We’re not smallishbeans but we think he’s real neat and today we’re gonna stand in front of a chicken killing machine and not acknowledge it in the slightest while giving important info!!
Are you interested in a zine dedicated to Joel Smallishbeans being made, read, or used as a coaster? Well then I’ve got good news for you! (Except you coaster people. Go buy one off of Etsy or something. Jeez.)
please fill out THIS interest form if you answered the above question with yes! If you answered with no, please kindly go back to making toast or putting on your socks or whatever it is people who aren’t Jeremys do. This may be the wrong blog for you.
If I’ve made a horrible mistake in the interest form, please kindly let me know so I can fix it and then lie awake thinking about it at night for the rest of my life.
If you have questions, I assure that I do too. Answers will come along as I figure out what the heck is going on.
oh my goodness gracious me thank you so much anon you’ve got me tears over here this means so much to me!!!! Like this actually makes my day you have no idea thank you so much I’m so so happy that you like my art!!! Thank you!!! Rahhh!
@iandoubt I love seeing your art on my dash ..... genuinely gorgeous
@iandoubt !!!
don’t mind me, just messing around with my Grian design. I have never seen any long hair Grians so I guess I’ll just have champion that idea myself. Also I added goggles because, idk man, he just looked like he needed some goggles.
I think he’s pretty neat.
I would like to not so humbly brag that I recognized his voice in the video immediately. Mostly because Oli is the only guy I could think of liable to go wuawauauawauaaaa when asked what a snail using a helicopter sounds like.
Hey guys guess what
Halloween drawing????
sure! Ian Doubt: Halloween episode special lol.
I’ve never played phasmophobia, but I’m fairly certain I would be terrible at it. Just can’t take a social cue to save my life, literally in this case. I’d probably spend the whole time hiding in the closet, which is just as well because I’ve got a lot of practice with that lol /silly.
Hi guys btw, despite this being a terrible idea to add even more things to my list of things to do. This is my first time having a Spotify wrapped to do this with. So I’m doing the Spotify wrapped challenge. So uh if you guys wanna send in a number I’ll do a little doodle based on the song number it corresponds to on my wrapped playlist, and if you also include a specific character I’ll make the piece about said character! Uhh yeah anyway also if no one sends me asks I’ll just use a random number generator and do it anyway but that feels really pathetic so plz send asks lol
I did a watercolor of bdub’s beautiful HC X base!
It’s a little out of date because this took me fffooorrrreeevvveeeerrr to do. I think the top half came out better than the bottom half
Look a Climb 10 grazing in the field! Anyway, shout-out to Bdubs for being an artistic genius. I just translated the art to a different medium. But yeah I started this months ago and only just yesterday finished it.
Joel n tango as the tiniest hamsters? Like, pocket size menaces? 👉👈
HI THIS WAS SUCH A SPECIFIC REQUEST BUT I LOVED IT SM THANK YOU ANON
I tried making them as small as possible afkagks
it’s time! It’s here! Hurrah! It’s the week of Joel!!!!!! Everyone get ready!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 1: throwback
I decided here to draw my favorite Joel moment ever when He screams “YOU ARE A FAILURE” at the top of his lung during secret life and then immediately backpedaling with “…sorry I’ve had a really long episode.”
also the earrings say Life Merch because, well it’s Joel he sure isn’t famous for his subtly.
edit: I totally forgot to mention what this is actually a throwback to lol, this is from secret life.
it’s uhh Joel in a wedding dress
I cannot for the life of me remember why I drew this uhhh I was possessed okay?
maybe next Lizzie in a suit and they can get married once more
gh,,, shadowrot or shiny duo for the soul perchance .... (or a false symmetry if you're feeling special)
(if you're still doing recs ofc !! sorry mobile tumblr hates when i look at your page i haven't a clue why 😭)
Edit since the cut is in an inconvenient spot: all the stuff I tagged is there I promise guys just scroll down
Absolutely I am! Here’s shiny duo:
Shadow rot: (this one is still kinda a sketch lol)
and False!
Also because I’m really proud of it, here’s the shiny duo drawing without the background and stuff:
Anyway sorry it took me so long to get to these, but thank you for the reqs!
Loyal Jeremy, ardent disciple of the way of the bean. If you don't know what that means, imma be honest this blog will not unconfuse you. If you do, welcome, I assure you we will get along splendidly.Pfp with permission from milkwithalittlebitofsadnessCurrently I am the head mod bossman guy of Smallishzine which I'm saying here for bragging rights and purposes
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