Need Me A Pad Or A Tampon With A Fucken Image Of V1 Instead Of Those Little Flowers There, It'd Be So

Haven't fed yall in a minute, have blurry pictures of my beloved. Don't mind the positons

When you're tryna be gangsta but your bf keeps asking "Who's a good boy?":

Testing out my new pencil <3

I'm about to start tweaking.

WHY IS IT SNOWING WHERE I LIVE???? FIRST THE MF WIND, THEN THE HEAVY RAIN, NOW SNOW?????

God you gotta stop messing with us, send that meteor already, I'm fucking tired of this shit.

Just got done making some carbonara, I hope I did well this is my first attempt :)

HAPPY NEW YEARS TO ALL YALL CREATURES I LOVE YALL SO MUCH!!!!!!

2025 BOUT TO BE THE YEAR I GET MY SHIT TOGETHER!!!!

Bruh why my Pinterest cooking me like a Sunday roast

Foaming at the mouth, screaming, crying and shitting

Bro

BRO

BRO

Emotional V1 fans we won but at what cost

Really fucken need to be on somebody's lap, just hugging them, in the most comfortable position so my bones don't ache like I've experienced the birth of the universe, and just have my head scratched

And not even in a sexual way

Like I just want to be held

Squeeze me like how dogs squeeze their chew toys

Just take me apart and put me back together, I was already hanging just by the strands of glue left from ducktape and chewed gum

Make me feel like I'm something that's supposed to exist

"You were made for me" nah, how about "I was made for you"?

Like, you're getting hot and steamy with your spouce, y'know, doing the bedroom boombayah and it's getting real steamy and all of a sudden they say "i was made for you"

and it's just like- omg

like them saying that, them expressing their love and adoration for you, implying how amazing and perfect you are that they would literally surrender their body to you just because of how much they love you and worship you?

FUCK IM GOING FERAL

Found this little awesome thing while helping mom clean up