Latest Posts by valdemarsbonesaw - Page 6
HFIDIRJVJSIRJG VALERIUS ❤️
Reposting these dumb edits i made months ago, before Dorian stroke them down for no reason, since they're still up on Instagram and i want things to be even!!
(Asra's one was made by the devs, not me)
The Hierophant needs more fans I think 🙁 I love that guy 💔
My funny little jester man ❤️ (it looks like he has the red plague but I promise he doesn’t, it’s design choice 😓💔)
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As promised
Last year in my math class I got bored and began drawing Valdemar on my paper with a creepy note like "You have gorgeous skin. May I have it?"
This eventually got to the point where I did this on every assignment given, and it just became a thing. If I didn't draw them on my math paper, something was probably wrong.
By the end of the year, she still had no clue who the actual fuck this person asking for her skin was.
AHHHHH YES I ALWAYS THINK OF THEM WHEN I LISTEN TO LAPLACE’S ANGEL YESSSSSS YAAAYY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY HOORAY YAAAAAYYYYYYYY
"You, could you take a look at me? (You could break an angel's fall and ignore the Devil's call) Am I bad, am I bad, am I bad, am I really that bad? (Still forsaken shoulders fall silent now)"
3 days late but here! it! is! Val piece for the eyes theme as by the poll last month!!!
Looking at a presentation my best friend and I did a while ago together, only to discover these. ☠️ I believe I attached a link to the Valdemar one that led to a full body pdf of Vlastomil.
MY BABY BOY NO 💔🪱
vlastomil stuck in a glue trap
:)
Do I need to be put down
THIS IS SO ADORABLE DJAHGJAKJRHEGSJDJGA AHGHHHGHGHGHH FHAJANDN CBDEHURJEISDJJEJEURJR AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHH FJDJENRJCIDNEJEIFJCNDN OH YM HOD TIFNDJDJFJDN D I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IM CRYINH THEY’RE SO CUTE 🙁🙁🙁🙁 HFHEUEUXUUE
so you know how in Nadias route when you free Volta and Vlastomil and they lose their hats. well headcanon that's because they were hiding little pieces of their demon forms underneath hehehehe
Reminds me of this comment I made on Pinterest (I had to search in my texts for this one 💔)
MC: Would you love me if I was a worm?
Vlastomil:
Vlastomil: Are you being godamn serious right now
Yay!! I’d say this fits. :)
@uselessvaldemarsimp @seafoamgardentragicomedy @5leggedlamb // anyone who wants to!!
Making a new thread for this because it was neat! Thanks so much for tagging me 💕 @sleketon666
Go to THIS QUIZ!
Tagging: @rax-writes @drizztdohurtin @kimberbohwrites @darkurgetrash and anyone else who might want to join!
Mine!! <33 THE DEVIL HAS A WHAT ON ME
My mom’s 🩷
@uselessvaldemarsimp @5leggedlamb @seafoamgardentragicomedy // anyone who wants to
Your Arcana story
take a screenshot and reblog
(includes main 6, courtiers, and major arcana )
Thank youu <33
@uselessvaldemarsimp @soullessseraphim @hmmmitshazel // anyone else
Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes
@fymo-blogs @the-real-gmail @totally-china @dhampirdreamerz @france-unofficial
Gah I love taking fisheye views of my WIPs of Valdemar ❤️
Real
being vivisected would fix me i think
My mother frequently compares these two and giggles about it.
On the other hand, my father calls Vlastomil “the pedophile priest” for some odd reason.
Do you think they’d get along
"I don't want ppl to think I'm cringe—" NO. you go draw yourself smooching that fictional character RIGHT NOW. they LOVE YOU. be FREE. you have an entire community of ppl who support you, now shoo, go write that drabble!
HERE I AM
other vlastomil fans where are you pls show yourselves pspspspspsps
TV Girl, Will Wood, Tom Cardy, Mitski, Lemon Demon, The Smiths, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Fish in a birdcage, Insane Clown Posse, The Front Bottoms <3
@uselessvaldemarsimp
makes a shitty note post (with love) if this post gets 1 note ill finish my current art project. if this post gets 5 notes ill start studying everyday if this post gets 40 notes ill start working out every other day (my body is very weak i can't do it daily) if this post gets 100 notes ill draw all my ocs. every single one. if this post gets 200 notes i will (attempt) to come out to my best friends as plural if this post gets 300 notes i will try to help my two headmates write their book. (<- gayasses smh /aff) if this post gets 500 notes i will start making music if this post gets 1000 notes i will start looking for therapy if this post gets 2500 notes ill start posting the aforementioned music if this post gets 5000 ill actually start posting my art + open commissions if this post gets 10000 notes ill write the shitty musical i always wanted to </3 (PLEASE DONT GET IT THIS FAR) please dont let the gimmick blogs find this. thank you
(edited because while i love my shitty head musicial i dont want to write it)
GIVE ME TWO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Where y’all sitting?
Inspo from this meme by @/hawkeguard
Lint
Change a single letter and change the word game
I want to play a game with you all.
You have to make a new word by changing only one letter of the last word.
Dirt
A bone-saw! Delightful
Without hesitation
Rb if you would let Valdemar perform your top surgery
missionary. cowgirl. on the vivisection table. in the palace salon, on the palace veranda, in the ballroom, in the bathing chambers, against the wall in the dining room, upside down, while inside the fountain, lotus position in the haunted wing of the palace, muffled in the library, no lube in the Heart district, on ash beach. and in their nonhuman form.
I ADORE THE THIEF OF ALWAYS, YES.
please rb if you have ever read or heard of The Thief of Always by Clive Barker
because i read it in elementary school and it feels like a fever dream