Cale: Why Is There Air Conditioning In Hospitals?

Gotham City Subway

The only Robin who can squat during a train ride is Stephanie Brown; sadly, Damian doesn’t currently have the skill.

Me and the homosexual that I choose to keep me alive this year 🏌️

it's just me and my gay fanfics against the world

AU where Jason and Jaime are dating, decide to keep it a secret, except Jason is really REALLY bad at it. Not the dating. He’s actually an incredibly good (if not heart attack inducing) boyfriend.

Actually keeping it lowkey? No.

“Ready to go on patrol?”

“Yeah, I just need to call my bo- my BOY, Jaime. Who is a boy. And nothing else. My homeboy. My special boy-o.”

“…Do I need to tell Bruce to bring sensitivity training back?”

Seeing Jaime get injured in the field? Body tackles the unfortunate person out of the way. Checks him all over with bloody gentleness. “Babe, what the FUCK—“

“Babe?”

“…yeah, that’s — that’s what I call everyone.”

“No. No you do not.”

“Yeah, I do!”

Bruce arrives on the scene, and Jason cringes internally. “…Hey, babe.” Needless to say, he’s forbidden from ever calling Jaime that.

Hilariously enough, it’s Jaime who gets them figured out. It’s when Jason lands an incredible shot against a robber, and the smaller man cannot contain his excitement.

Imagine the confusion on the Gothamites when Red Hood publicly cuddles this baby faced battle machine, and said machines screeches, “PAPI THAT WAS GREAT!”

Dick knew the whole time.

Cale and Eruhaben were drinking quietly when an exited Raon enters the room flying.

“Goldie! I have a question! The intelligent Rosalyn told me that sometimes new stars born and others die, but, how they die?”

Before the gold dragon can even process the question, Cale responded without hesitation and almost seemed like reflex a response when his face didn’t change.

“Usually an overdose”

Eruhaben snort without grace and Cale suddenly realizes with horror who he said that answer. There's no way he's gonna explain what that means to Raon.

This man is gonna be my death

😭

They would.

Late night shenanigans

So… I had a random thought today while looking at some fanart.

In comics, it’s generally agreed that Jason Todd died on April 27. He came back to life approximately 6 months later. That would put it in late October.

We can make an argument he was resurrected on Halloween. You know, the day that the veil between life and death is the thinnest per folklore?

I’ll just leave you guys with that thought

Screwed up life tournament

He would be so confused because why all these people are following him everywhere, don't they have something better to do??? He better win something if they are bothering him

He doesn't notice they are flirting with him because he could never, so why would they???

"do I like you? Of course, we are friends" typo shit

cale in an otome game

thinking about otome game au where og!cale was a romance option in tboah but is no longer an option once krs gets isekai'd as cale