I Can Sniff Out A Dni Like A Prized Hound Dog

CHAPTER 4 - STARTING LINE

It annoys me to see antis weasel their way into fandoms of media that so obviously panders to freakiness in all its forms. What the fuck do you mean that you love this character that canonically self-harms and cannibalizes and literally kidnapped someone to make him his human pet and gave him the surname of fucking CHICKEN LEGS, but shipping him with his comparatively well-mannered brother is just a bridge too far for you, something worthy of suibaiting? Why are you even into this shit if you can't embrace weirdness without spitting on it?

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tumblr: constantly be aware of your own privilege. constantly be aware of your capacity of be evil. hey i know you really like that new piece of media but make sure you're aware of all of the problematic elements all the time. hey i noticed you reblogged a post from a designated Bad Person so please make sure you do a thorough background check on everyone you reblog from to make sure they're not bad, otherwise people might get the wrong idea about you. always be aware of everything bad that's happening in the world all the time because silence is violence. i see you not reblogging this post btw. activist burnout is a privilege so be aware of that. xyz people are required to reblog this post. if you're not constantly fighting against designated Bad People you are inherently complicit and therefore a Bad Person.

people with ocd:

Why you (Yes, You !) should ship MangaMic !

(or, alternatively, why I do!)

A passion passage by yours truly

1. Their similar personalities and quirks

Present Mic and Manga Fukidashi are super similar personality-wise. They're both loud and exciteable hip type guys, who could totally bounce off each other perfectly !

Their quirks are also very similar, both revolving around yelling. Manga's main issue is that excessive use of his quirk causes a sore throat, and Mic with his years of experience could help him overcome that drawback (or atleast handle it better). If nothing else, it could make a cute sick-fic !

2. Forbidden love trope

Mic is Manga's teacher, a Pro Hero, and twice his age. That sort of dynamic lends itself to the forbidden love trope. Sneaking away to empty classrooms, meeting at each other's dorm for "tutoring", or days out for "patrols", these two could get really sneaky !

Manga is 15-16, and Mic is 30-31. If that's your thing, that's already a point, but it can also lead to silly scenarios focusing on their age difference. Whether that be Manga being naive due to his young age or perhaps even Mic being out of touch with the goings on of the younger hero.

They're also both heroes, who are supposed to be lawful, so there's angst potential regarding the guilt either of them could feel !

3. Hero worship

As seen in Manga's casual wear sketch by Horikoshi (seen below), Manga is already a Mic fan, giving him a reason to pursue Mic romantically!

There's also potential in how Mic would feel being pursued so enthusiastically by a fan (or a student for that matter) ! Would he be uncomfortable with the situation ? Perhaps he would be totally chill with it ? Pleased, maybe ? And what about Manga, would he be insistent, not giving up when told "no" ? Or maybe he'd give up, but by then the seed's already been planted in Mic's mind. It's up to you !!

4. The height difference

Present Mic is 6'1", and Manga, owing to his speech bubble head, is anywhere from 4'7" to 5'3". A short king x tall blonde and handsome ? Yes, please ! This size difference can lead to plenty of scenarios. Including things like Mic having to double over to give Manga a kiss, or Manga having to scale counters to give him one back ! (Also, Manga being swallowed in Mic's hero outfit jacket. Think about it.)

And the final reason you should totally ship MangaMic ?

5. Because i do.

And it would make me happy [pleading emoji]

Joining a new fandom and having to block all the annoying mfers is its own special kind of hell

More mic and his handsome aaaa 🤭

THEY DONT GET SATURDAYS OFF AT UA ?!?!??!?!?!

I'm a proshipper. i know the post looks deceiving

I can't take it anymore every other selfship post i see Uwahhh 😭

I like the fact that it’s portrayed that aizawa is ‘emotionless, always grumpy’ and hizashi is ‘expressive, feels everything, happy and loud’ but in reality hizashi is the one who shows less emotions and aizawa is the one who’s more expressive with his emotions and lets himself feel them you get me?