[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Shook Their Head]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is wondering what in the hell they walked in on]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is staring in bewilderment]

[A tomato dressed in chinese dress and garter belt is inching your way]

Kim Dokja, do you like me better now? Wanna have a try?

i have so many questions

none of them i want answered

please stop looking at me like that *inches away*

Oh my God it does Σ(゜゜)

gives the same energy as those historical romance manhwa covers with the fl squished between two mls

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' tilted their head]

[how about your coffee is it good? (?・・)σ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' nods]

[sure! ✧ (◍˃̶ᗜ˂̶◍)✩]

A short girl-like figure manifested Infront of you their entire face is blackened leaving only one eye visible despite that you can tell by their eye they are grinning they have short black hair that blends in with the rest of their face making it difficult to differentiate between face and hair they are wearing an black oversized hoodie so large it's like a dress on the hoodie are the words "I'm dyslexic but I can still spell yuck fou!" They are also wearing grey flowy yoga pants and black cat slippers

[sorry I don't have a lot of fancy clothes in my closet hope you don't mind (`･ω･´)ゞ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Someone should write a fic of this (⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)

i thought of od who murders so hyung can chase him

[oh]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that that was rude of anon to threaten you and wonders why they would do that]

How attached are you to, say, your limbs?

I'd say they are quite attached to me

Also, ask this to @liuqingge1

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' rubbed their cheek against you]

[I still think you're pretty cute even as a human ꒰⌯͒•ɷ•⌯͒꒱]

[tho you're more silly than cute ヾ( ´ー｀)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is once again burying their face in your plushie head if they were a cat they would be making loud purring noises]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking at you with sparkling eyes]

[oh my god plushie dokja Σ>―(〃°ω°〃)♡→]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' had picked you up and started cuddling with you]

[so soft so cute (⑉• •⑉)♡]

(The squid is waving his little tentacles.)

I'm not cute-

(Squid Plushie: 9!)

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' laughs]

[the creator doesn't mind death neither do I tho I doubt you'll be able to kill them]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[then how does it work? I asked Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' but he didn't really answer the question o(´^｀)o]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks when will Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' and your wedding be]

[weddings are sealed by kisses and you kissed Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' so you have to marry him now! ( っ`-´c)]

[Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' is also thinking bad thoughts of himself right now about how you won't marry someone like him (｀Δ´)]

[go comfort your bride! (੭ꐦ •̀Д•́ )੭]

[also can I be invited to the wedding? I've never been to a wedding before ✨(◕ ◕ )✨]

That isn't how wedding works.

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' bashed the tomato with a hammer]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' proceeded to skin the tomato some skin still have a few chunks of flesh attached to it but they don't seem to mind as they continued happily skinning the tomato while mumbling about the dishes they can make with it]

[A tomato dressed in Chinese dress and garter belt is speed-walking towards you]

aw com'on at least consider me please?? don't i look more appealing now?

someone stop it

someone do something

this is no longer a bit, this is a crisis

*runs off with zero dignity left*