[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' Pouts]

I'm sobbing from his beauty I can't he's so ethereal and pretty and gorgeous and mesmerizing and delicio-*gets shot and dragged away*

OUR BELOVED GOLDIE GRAMPS ERUHABEN CANON DESIGN IN ALL HIS GLORY!!!! He's so freaking beautiful for lack of words because no words can describe his beauty and so shiny WE ARE NOT WORTHY!!!!😭😭💕

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is looking around in their storage]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that they have:

A few different types of pasta

A whole lot of meat from different animals

Chicken eggs

Potatoes

Flour

Pancake mix

Some leftover tomato mush

Some apples

Half of a seedless watermelon

An orange

A multitude of different flavored instant ramen

Dark, white and milk chocolate

Pistachios

Condensed milk

Rice

Broccoli

Cauliflower

A mutilated human corpse

Bread

Cereal

An entire section dedicated to chips

Milk

Orange juice

Cream soda

Drinkable peach flavored yogurt

Pineapple flavored beer

Curry bricks

Beef bone marrow

Gelatin

Candy

Pudding

Onions

Garlic

Baby corn

Honey

A can of food? with no label

Tea bags of chamomile, English breakfast and red peach tea

Biscuits

Chocolate, strawberry and peanut butter flavored wafers

A packet of chocolate pocky

A bottle of egg salad dressing

A half used bottle of ketchup

Hazelnut ice cream

Soft cookies

As well as some leftover soy sauce chicken from yesterday's dinner]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at you!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if you would like to make a meal together!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is surprised!]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is a bit nervous]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' accepted the invitation]

[ah]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is sipping on their hot coco]

[that's kind of sad (・・)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' heard that you went on a cafe date with another constellation]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' wants you to go on a date with them too!]

(He blinks before shrugging.)

Sure, I guess everyone's going out with me.. Where did you want to go?

Who tf gave him drugs Σ⁠(⁠ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ⁠)

GOD HES SO-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if demon's body parts could be useful?]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about other immortals from different worlds]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is curious about you]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' asks if you are a god as well?]

As well? Who else do you claim to be a god?

No one calls me a god, including myself, but if they were to worship me, I doubt I'd be a benevolent diety

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that among us higher beings someone of your age is barely considered a fetus so therefore adopt]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' says that there are rumors among the higher beings that Constellation 'Lord Of Eternal Rest'(god of death) wants to adopt your brother what are your thoughts on that?]

Yeah no fuck that

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' shakes their head]

[I didn't think hard about it tho? I just said the two most common things when I think of tomato dishes- my mama used to make them you see (.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)]

[and tomatoes has vitamins I'm pretty sure! And health benefits! Mama said they are good for skin she said they can whiten the skin and that pale skin is the prettiest so she makes me eat them lots! (⁠^⁠o⁠^⁠)ﾉ]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is cackling at the scene of Incarnation 'Kim Dokja' being scared of the eldritch tomato]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is taking photos]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' thinks this is hilarious]

(He just shakes his head, sighing in exasperation.)

Why don't you try being chased by an eldritch tomato??-

Kdj: *points at sunfish* look it's you!

They're enjoying some time together XD

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[I'm not lying...]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[wwahhh... Not lying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is frustrated]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is trembling in frustration]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is crying]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' sponsored 200 coins]

[I just heard about the kiss and eeeeeek- it's sooo cute! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is squealing and kicking their feet like a schoolgirl]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is excitedly asking when will the wedding be]

(His face goes bright red.)

Wedding?? There will be no wedding-

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' pouted]

[why do people always scold me for having a potty mouth it's not even that big of a deal! ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ]

[also! I was just asking who you are! No need to be so rude (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠)]

[Constellation 'Random Dyslexic Reader' is sulking]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is waving hello to Constellation Foolish Lurker!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is grinning and insists that they will do as best as they can as a parent, and that it will be difficult, but worth the struggle if it means the egg can grow up happy and healthy!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is asking if Constellation Foolish Lurker is willing to be their coparent, if they are so obivously worried about the egg!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at Constalation Observer of Lifetimes!]

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is looking at a particular eye with curiosity!]

Observer, how is it that your little eyes seem to have no mouths and yet still find the capacity to talk sh--

[Constellation Bored Anarchist is being dragged away!]

You constellations never stop fighting, do you..