Vampire Cookie Isn't Suave Or Charming, He's A Wet Sopping Mess And No One Can Convince Me Otherwise

I need to find(OR MAKE:3) Andre Lee x reader fics where its not romantic its just. reader and Andre getting high i guess. i dont like it all lovey dovey but Hes My husband we’re married doubles dni Hes mine back off

🌈 294 Selfship Questions & Prompts

go through a rainbow of emojis, with questions all about you and your F/O!

feel free to make a copy of the doc and answer as many questions as you'd like, and tag me with your answers!

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294 Selfship Questions - Rainbow

QUESTIONS BY @EREMILLIE ON TWITTER/TUMBLR RED 🎈 - You come across someone making balloon animals. What animal would you get for your F/O? Wh

examples of some of the questions below the cut!

RED

🎈 - You come across someone making balloon animals. What animal would you get for your F/O? What animal would your F/O get for you? 🧨 - Who’s more explosive or destructive? Why? 🧧 - A birthday or anniversary is coming up, and you’re looking at cards in your local store. What card would you get your F/O? What card would your F/O get for you? 🎢 - What would you and your F/O’s favorite rides be at an amusement park? 🎪 - What roles would you and your F/O have in a circus?

GREEN

🎄 - What holidays do you and your F/O celebrate? How do you celebrate them? 🧶 - Do you or your F/O have any hobbies involving yarn, like knitting, crocheting, or weaving? 🧩 - How good are you at puzzles? How good is your F/O? How well do you work together? 🔋 - How energetic are you? How energetic is your F/O? 🔫 - Water fight! Do you use water guns? Water balloons? A hose? How soaked do you get? Is there a decided winner, or are you doing it just for the fun of it? 🥗 - Are you or your F/O vegan or vegetarian?  🥫 - Who would survive longer in an apocalypse? What’s their strategy? 🧃 - Who’s more childish? In what way?

PINK

🎀 - Do you consider you or your F/O to be particularly cute? In what way? 🩰 - Do you or your F/O do any sort of dancing? How often do you dance together? 🍣 - You and your F/O go out for sushi. What kinds do you get? 🧁 - How often do you and your F/O go out for treats?  🍧 - What are your and your F/O’s favorite flavors of snowcone? 🌸 - Who’s more gentle? 🌺 - How are your and your F/O’s energy levels throughout the day? How much do they fluctuate? Is one of you often tired while the other is energetic?

to all my fat or chubby selfshippers . imagine your darling wearing a shirt that says "i ♡ fat bitches" . they love you dearly and are not afraid to wear it out .

the pinned thing maybe i guess i dont know is this an intro

so uhhhh iiii saw many people having like pinned posts where it was basically intros n boundaries n shit so i thought actually why the fuck not

hi im Jhi/Bug/Cal/Spacy(Spacey)/Cosmic/Bix/Vibes/Zephir(Zephi,Zep)/Coffied/Doodle/Rock/Rat/Opos/Owl/Alien/Bizarre/Guts thats a lot of names i know leave Me alone. I go by Xe/They/Star/It/Meow/Ze/Any/Zhe pronouns in order or preference (ok so actually update i dont care use whatever pronouns You want but if Youre not sure You can use those) and She/He/They ONLY IN POLISH i dont think that matters but just puttin it out there since oh yeah im Polish i speak Polish and English and im also learning Russian. Ты геи haha lol um anyways. I have Autism and ADHD,as well as social anxiety,possible depression,and very possible but yet undiagnosed OCD. I also SUSPECT i MIGHT have BPD,though im undiagnosed and NOT SAYING I HAVE IT. Im really interested in psychology,its a special interest of mine,like that i also like bugs and space. im in WAY too many fandoms but some of them are

Brawl Stars,Dandy’s World,Warrior Cats,Bugsnax,Epithet Erased,OSC,Metal Family,Creatures of Sonaria,TADC,Flavor Frenzy,Heartbreak High,Inside Job and uhhh i forgor 😋😋

i swear a lot so just. keep that in mind. if You cant handle swearing then GET THE FUCK OUT jk but. uh yeah i swear a lot. Things that You will see to keep in mind other than swearing are probably long ass fucking rants about random shit,gore art,uhh yeah gore art please if You cant handle gore art then just remember i will post it but of course in the like,”read more” thing as to not FLASH everyone with intestines and blood,You will also see things like substance use because hoo boy i have so many addict ocs,and generally stuff that isnt suitable for anyone under the age of whatever,maybe 12. I dont want ANYBODY under the age of 11 interacting with My account,i will not hesitate to block or soft block anybody.

generally My account will mostly be centered around art but sometimes also things like writing. I. I sometimes forget Tumblr exists so i just. Dont post for a month and then come to say hi or something i dont know. But yeah,art,writing,My thoughts,Jhi in autism mode,Jhi in autism mode extra long rant edition,and anything else ill want to post.

when talking to Me,PLEASE use tone indicators such as /j,/srs,/nm,/genq,etc etc,oftentimes i dont get it someone is asking a genuine question or joking around. So yeah pls tone indicators guys:3

BOUNDARIEEESSSS

as i said,i dont want anybody under the age of 11 interacting with My blog. Im pretty chill with adults interacting with Me as long as Youre not being weird. DNI- homophobes,transphobes,fatphobes,acephobes,anti furry,anti therian,zionists,racists,ableists,etc etc,You know,BASIC DNI. also Turkishmax specifically

if Youre in a fandom made by a problematic person i couldnt care less as long as Youre not supporting the creator or anything problematic in the media itself,people who support problematic shit- DNI. if Youre an art stealer i will block You,no excuses. i really dont know what else to say uhhhhhhhhhhh welcome to My weird little corner i guess,oh and follow My amazing (platonic) wife: @8bitchmain !!:3 luv You Maya/p

edit also i made a meet the artist to have that too i guess

Im cool please follow Me guys i want silly people on the internet to like Me /hj

Shoutout to people with “scary” f/os. Shoutout to people whose f/os are heavily mischaracterized by the fandom, maybe by their own source. Shoutout to people with f/os who are completely under-appreciated. Shoutout to people who love their unconventional f/os more than anything.

[ Dividers by @/kodaswrld ]

hey! your f/o would beat the shit out of your abuser(s) btw! (ˆ꜆ . ̫ . ). ̫ . ꜀ˆ)

imagine your f/o learning about what happened to you and wanting to take matters into their own hands. regardless of their personality! if they’re softspoken or innocent, they would start yelling and crying and scolding them.

if they’re pretty quiet and monotone (especially if they have powers. if not, we’re giving them cool abilities that manifested just because they learned what happened to you). even if they don’t show it on their face, they’re mad and blast them into ashes with a cool ray `⎚⩊⎚´ -✧

if they're more upfront (like mine), they would literally just go up to them and try to beat the shit out of them and cuss them out! (ง.>︿<.ง)

if they're tiny, imagine them jumping up and down or getting on their tip-toes while yelling at them and punching them. imagine your chaotic little f/o just CHOMPING on your abuser(s) arm like nomnomnom. or (if you're like me), imagine your small f/o literally tranforming into a giant beast and chasing after your abuser and tryna kill them while they run away screaming!

or, if your f/o already IS a "giant monster", imagine a bad memory between you and your abuser before they literally tear the door down and start mauling them!

*spawns* hey babygirls

gender: yes but also no but also depends but also multiple but also online but also i dont give a fuck but also STARSSS but also i dont know but also depends on music

sexuality: depends i guess. also multiple maybe?

romantic attraction: mostly no but maybe but depends. Also sexual attraction? Fuck NO

tags: i dont know i dont have friends and the only person i can think of was the one who tagged Me soo

Gender, Sexuality, Romantic Attraction Tagging Game

How do: You put your gender, sexuality, and romantic attraction down with a line break between them—but, here's the catch, don't use any labels! So, for example, this, "Gender? Agender Sexuality? Lesbian Romantic Attraction? Demiromantic" would be this: "Gender? I hardly know 'er! Sexuality? Girl-kisser Romantic Attraction? My friends, I think"

So, here's mine!

Gender? Yours, fool Sexuality? Yes Romantic Attraction? Only if I know you well enough

TAGS (under the cut, and don't feel obligated to do it!) (and obviously those who I have not tagged can participate too)

@bassguitarinablackt-shirt @gloriousvermin @midnight-thedyke @littlebookworm69 @runwiththerain @cybercerealkiller @ishouldsleepbut @ssavinggrace @i-love-your-father @us-costco-official @scifikode @i-am-an-arson-enthusiast

This made Me giggle i love Eve Brawl Stars

Some1 on tiktok asked me to draw eve