Absolutely Harmless Man With Absolutely Harmless Puppy (trust Me)

What OM characters would do in the snow

Lucifer

Lucifer is standing at the window or door inside watching his brothers play in the snow making sure they come inside at a reasonable time and they don't hurt themselves or each other. Hes drinking some hot coffee while contemplating his life choices.

Mammon

Mammon is making Snowmen with MC, but while trying to make snowmen Mammon was trying to draw dicks in the snow but would quickly be stopped by Lucifer knocking on the window. He was also throwing Snowballs (more like chucking) at his brothers causing Satan to chase him around the yard

Levi

Levi came outside for 5 minutes per Lucifers request of "having to get some fresh air" but very quickly went back inside when that 5 minutes was up because of "it being gold and Otakus arent made for the cold outside." Not before Mammon chucked a snowball at him while he was going back inside.

Satan

He went outside to get out of the house because Lucifer wouldnt let him drive due to the snow. He was mainly sitting on the stairs reading a book when Mammon threw a snowball at his face. Of course he chased him around and thew snowballs back at him as payback.

Asmo

He made sure to dress up all nice to take Devilgram photos with MC and the snowmen that them and Mammon made together. Of course he scolded Mammon when he threw a snowball at him saying he was going to ruin his hair, makeup and outfit. Mammon only responded with a laugh and running away from him.

Beel

Beel kept trying to eat the snow, Lucifer had to stop him multiple times because if he ate to much he would make himself sick and probably catch a cold. But when Mammon threw a snowball at Beel he just ate the snowball causing all the brothers just to stand there bewildered but then start laughing.

Belphie

He was asleep on the couch in the living room that had a fire going to keep the house warm. Lucifer wanted him to go outside but he was asleep so he couldnt go outside but he did when he woke up. But quickly fell back asleep causing Lucifer to get him back inside to lay down on the couch.

Diavolo

Though he had work to do, He was able to convince Barbatos to let him play outside. He said for 30 minutes but he was out there for about 4 hours now. He kept sending photos to the Lucifer and Barbatos group chat with Lucifer either hearting the Images or reminding him that he has work.

Barbatos

He went outside for a few minutes with Diavolo but whent back inside to make some hot drinks for them and make a fire in his office's fire place for when Diavolo eventually comes inside to do his work.

Luke

After getting bundled up by simeon (jacket, hat, and gloves) he played outside with Simeon and spent hours outside, only going inside to get a hot drink that Simeon made to once he finished it he would run back outside to continue playing.

Simeon

Simeon watched Luke from the window while he wrote and would occasionally call Luke in to warm up and take a break before running back out. Simeon would go outside occasionally go outside with Luke but would inside after a few minutes Before going inside to make some hot chocolate for Luke and him.

Solomon

He went outside for a bit with Luke and Simeon but went back inside (hes an old man and cant handle the cold) reading some spells while next to the fire Simeon and him started.

Raphael

Raphael was sitting near the fire embroidering and drinking the hot chocolate Simeon had made. He went outside Occasionlly to get some air and enjoy the snow.

Mephistopheles

Mephistopheles decided to take one of his horses out for a stroll around Devildom. He even stopped by the castle and spent some time with Diavolo by having a snowball fight. (Mephistopheles lost)

Thirteen

She mainly stayed inside and worked on traps for Solomon, but she did go outside occasionally to get some air, and sending photos of the snow and a snowman she had made.

I underestimated how many characters there are but thats ok, It snowed where i am so i HAD to write this (MC drawing i made in the snow :3)

Obey Me! MC: Ugh get your balls out of your purses and do something stop bitching to me about your problems.

What in Hell is Bad! MC: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PUT YOUR BALLS AWAY WE'RE IN PUBLIC

So while ive been lacking in motivation to do my school work, ive been super motivated to write and make fic covers. So currently im writing 4 fics (three of them are already posted but not completed and one has not been posted yet) the three that are in the works are

Welcome back Lu - Part 2 of my 3 part fic series (Dialuci)

Meet me at the gates - if Diavolo and Lucifer got together in the celestial realm

Sweet angels Otaku - Simeon and Levi, (its kinda a 1.5 of my three part series but it doesn't have to be :3)

And im also writing a promt headcanon series but that may just be for tumblr havent decided yet

And i have so much more in the planning I need to start keeping notes about them 😭. But they all will get "covers" but it will be blurred when its first posted then revealed when its finished (may change that but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)

Note - All fics in planning are all obey me fics, that DOESNT mean that i wont write other fandoms. Ive been into WHB and it doesnt have as much content as OM!. And i may write some really old fics i had started just never finished (they are DSMP fics so that may not happen but a possibility)

Say goodnight Say goodnight to the life and the world you knew I'm gonna follow you And I will never sing again...

Listen. All I'm saying is Hua Cheng might be a little bit more ok with E-Ming (who is my favorite crybaby btw) going on adventures with Xie Lian if he could see out of E-Ming.

Also I'm convinced that Xie Lian gives Hua Cheng the silent treatment everytime he's too mean to E-Ming

Damn, glad my best friend told me that the anime and manga were different because that just makes me sad. (Calling him a furry us crazy and beautiful)

Ok i started reading and watching Bungou Stray Dogs and for the longest time i legit thought that Dazai was the main character not Atsushi. Every content ive seen and even an ex friend i had NEVER talked about Atsushi. I heard his name every now and then but never thought he was the MC! How the hell does the main get outshined by Dazai?!

Dont get me wrong great character I understand the hype around him but come onnnnn. Not even Izuku gets this treatment AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING because some people HATE MHA

If someone in the fandom/has read or watched it for a while can explain why its like this I will say i am only on volume two and episode 10 of season one so things may change. But i really just wanna know how the MC got overshadowed by the side characters

Ok um... Hey again... Um quick question for the WHB players i dont mind spoilers...

How the FUCK does this??

TURN INTO THIS!??!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPEND HERE HOW DID WE GET HERE?? LIKE GIVE ME BACK MY ADORABLE SON PLEASE!

being sick is a curse but atleast im also a writer so one of the boys can take care of mc when theyre sick while i lament about being too tired to do anything

How the fuck did this post get so much traction 😭 im sobbing

Something random i noticed about mammons character that will bother me till the day i die.

Why

The

Fuck!

Does mammon have a belly button??

Now before you say "oh because-" NO! ANGELS ARENT BORN THEYRE SPAWNED. ITS BEEN STATED MULTIPLE TIMES BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE SWORN SIBLINGS THING. Diavolo having a belly button makes sense because he was born its been stated. But mammon doesnt

Now you can make the argument that it was to look more demon. Ok... THEN EXPLAIN WHY RAPHAEL AND SIMEON HAVE BELLY BUTTONS TOO.

(Their belly buttons to prove im not crazy... Gawd damn they have such grabbable waists)

LIKE... AHHH

how i came to this realization was looking at diavolos design for my fic cover and saw his belly button and was curious if mammon had one and now im stuck. Everyones mad at solmare ending this (i am too) meanwhile im mad about why they have belly buttons LMAO

If anyone has a headcanon or a reason please let me know so my mind can be put to ease.

WOOOOOO GAYS

(Made by yours truly @booskiroo)

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