How Do I Date Local Professors?

doing something new i guess

so i thought of this for a bit

but i have decided to now open asks for both asking either me or wallace

like my head cannon version of him, i guess

i think would be a fun experiment and i'm really eager to do it

my plan is to eventually post a whole sort of guide of my head cannon wallace

and then you can ask him stuff

and i know how to people are probably commenting about my profile picture

i have a pretty old phone and it won't let me pick a profile picture i don't know why

sort of i won't bother getting that profile picture but i swear i'm a real person not a bot

so yeah you can ask me anything right now i don't particularly care i'll post my head cannons eventually

you can reblog what you think

funny thing instead of asking you have to submit your question

it's the only thing that works but i mean at least it works right

wallace already answered a question and i'm pretty sure he wants more i don't know i'm not wallace

`\( ' _ ' )/'

my phone is still a bitch

weekly

you ever die in your besties arms after giving him the title you believe he rightfully deserves and that you are sacrificing your life for in order to try and stop the apocolypse but the symbol of that title and therefore your bond is torn to shreds and hes left cradling your body in his arms because you dont know how to help others without becoming the sacrificial lamb and he further believes he is too cowardly and weak to stop tragedies from happening directly because of you dying on purpose.

COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

*Wallace*

so is this what happened last time you went rock hunting?

swimming doesn't seem that bad now, huh

I fell down that crack in the ground and now I'm stuck

Send help 🥲

yes

I love them so much 🥰💖they are perfect for each other 💎🌊 💚🩵

am i the only one who played pokemon ruby and sapphire or for my case it was omega ruby and thought wallace is a woman?

ok so like i can't be the only one because i saw wallace's sprite and the game and i was like this is a woman despite the fact that i knew his name was wallace

and also i played the game i was like man i'm so excited to fight her! How did i not realize sooner?

and finally i go to fight him and then i see his art and i saw a chest and no boobs and i was like oh that is in fact not a woman

so now i'm here telling this because i have nothing better to do and i really hope other people have felt this way because i dont wanna feel- i dont wanna be alone in this.

thanks for coming to my ted talk

Happy Asexuality Day 🖤🩶🤍💜

ya got any other pokemon besides bart?

if this post hits 100,000 notes i will adopt a salamence

wallace's chin-

*I CANT*

i love it!!!

I made this emoticons for discord in first but i share it here too , i find this crossover fun xD

srtesde uto over here

like if youre stresedoot