This Is Amazing Lol

My father comes into the kitchen as im making noodles (im very hunger) and he goes to the snank box and grabs a twinkie then walks up to me and shows it off and then says out of fucking no where 

“if hostess had named these ding dongs how many people would eat it?” 

and im sitting here like im fuckin sorry why would you say that asljfsdfkjlfsdkja 

im hungry atm and i have no way to cope with this 

ok so ive been playing slime rancher and i hadnt finished before i had to see spoilers ( im fine with them as long as im looking for them, and for sr i was)

and so the ending really got me ill explain more below the cut cause 

spoilers

when i started playing i noticed casey immediately and thought oh my person still talking to me (didnt realize they were and ex at first i thought either significant other or best friend ya know) so seeing they werent together kinda threw me off. like as i continued playing i waited for the emails and stuff and as i said in the beginning oh this is my person, so it kinda got me that they werent together and i was not ready for the heartbreak ive wrought upon myself asjkdjfsalkf i wanna cry and it feels really random wtf 

also forgive my lack of capitals and punctuation this actually really got to me 

uvu this was nice 

A little video we all should take a moment to watch and think about. 

Instead of thinking about what divides us we should think about what we have in common…

THE BIRD WAS ALSO RULED DEAD DKLSFJKLSDJFLKS DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO ADD THAT (ಥ﹏ಥ)

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

its real

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

this will be nice to just have

These exercises help you to save time, but still benefit from muscle mass. By performing combination exercises you are safely building mass in half the time of a normal workout. Combination exercises are also beneficial for increasing intensity and burning body fat through post-exercise oxygen consumption (EPOC).

saving this for inspiration purposes 

Short Hair- Mulan Soundtrack

to anyone whom it concerns, 

there is a website called archive.org and they have all sorts of stuff (online information, library stuff, textbooks, movies etc)  buuuuuuuuut if you search archiveofourown or a specific tag (i looked up irondad and it did have results) you can see some fics from there, it isnt much but its still nice to be able to feed my mental instability somewhere lol 

Its my senior year i need it.

Not taking any chances