Uvu I Am Truly Not Surprised Lmao

One day a few years ago i adopted a couple of freshman and even after graduation to this day we still talk even if im chronically allergic to texting lmao 

one of my boys just called and had to make sure he knew he was gonna text me at 1 am on my birthday but missed it and then called when he was at work to make sure, im gonna cry (HES ALSO GETTING MARRIED SOON MY BOOYY) 

and on a funnier note i believe the other might just text happy one year older lmao cause this little turd on my graduation day hands me a starlord pin (im pretty sure he was the one who gave it to me, cause one gave me a starlord pin and the other gave me a deadpool one i loved them both) and he hands me the pin and says congrats your old like the little shit he was 

p.s. if either of you have found this the chairs still my favorite even if i have no idea where it is now lmao

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I NEARLY SWALLOWED MH TONGUE. Okokokok so i was just quickly running to look at the wagon for the cabbage seeds for the greenhouse and after that i went to check on my four crabpots (i bought one originally and got the other 3 from the cc) and i got a lobster two days in a row (it hasnt happened to me before and ive had like maybe 5 save files idk)  

this is amazing in the best ways xD my family would definitely do something like this

i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

This also makes a good art ref! Thank you!

For all my writers struggling with weaponry of the sword variety. 

mood lmao 

having adhd makes all of your thoughts feel like a 7-way venn diagram

i got dropped in an ocean... lovely

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

i need this, k thanks

My fortune cookie wants me to write fanfic

I have dark or regular cocoa if you want lol

Rb to wrap the person you followed from in a fluffy blanket and give them a mug of cocoa