laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!
new year's eve truly is the papyrus holiday of all time. staying awake at ungodly hours to explode things with the ones you love. setting unreachable goals for yourself in the future that nevertheless drive you to have hope in the days to come and become a better version of yourself. acronym is his catchphrase. i bet he's out there right now having a blast. cannon i mean.
my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “lord of the flies” 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw a beast in the trees
my buddy jack, pacing: ralph is lying to us
time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet
One should always have at least 2 craft projects going. That way, when one of them is messed up and misbehaving, you can switch to another, and let the first one sit there and think about what it's done.
would you like a nice glass of
"local quests near me"
"quests to complete nearby"
"quests available in my city"
"nearest quest board google maps"
"beginner side quests in my neighborhood"
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This is why you should spend less time posting OnLine and more time posting on the quest board!!!
Example:
Seeking a brave adventurer to fetch me one 5lbs bag of all purpose flour. Reward: A batch of fresh homemade snickerdoodles.
This could be the world we live in, but alas! You squander your time on this mortal plane! Imagine the baked goods we could have shared! Perhaps... in another life.
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DSMP? like the mental illness manual?