"are You A Proshitter?" Yeah I Think Shitting Is Good. You Probably Should Go To The Bathroom Atleast

proship on an adult website : ok TRIGGER WARNING!!!! INCEST PEDOPHILIA TOXIC!!! THIS IS NEVER OKAY IN REAL LIFE!!!! NO MATTER WHAT!!! DO NOT PARTAKE IN THOS!!! THIS IS BAD!!! IF UR UNDERAGE FUCK OFF THIS ISNT FOR YOU!!!! STAY SAFE!!!!! AGAIN THIS IS A FETISH DO NOT LOOK AT THIS IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE!!!

anti on youtube shorts and tiktok who had a primarily child audience : guys look at this artist theyre a proshipper!!!! fixing proshipper art!!! *shows barely censored porn*

Pitaya.,,,, Pitaya Dragon,,,,,,

Ngl They have infected my mind for the past couple of days

Also RIP Pitaya, I fear you aren't going to survive the Longan/Eternal Sugar updates 😭

+ Hollytaya realness

You say “Two sisters” we say “Yuri”

You say “Mother and Daughter ” we say “Yuri”

You say “Replace the Car battery” we say “Yuri”

You say “Were gonna crash” we say “Yuri”

You say “Go to court” we say “Yuri”

You say “Your being charged with manslaughter” we say “Yuri”

🥺😭🥺😭🥺👿🤒

"proshippers like fucked up things but can't handle being told to die?"

well, yes! i don't fear fiction, i fear for my safety and wellbeing, and knowing people want me to die irl is unnerving! how does this not make sense to people? what, incest and age gaps are too far, but wishing death upon people is okay? liking fictional noncon is bad and insensitive, but telling people they deserved their trauma is better?

getting stopped by the shipcourse police: hey pal, you can't proship without a proshipping permit. to apply for one, please list all of your traumas on this form so we can decide if your coping mechanisms are valid or not, we'll get back to you in 3 business days

herald and lil baby cap

what people expect ao3 authors notes to sound like

"manipulation so good the fandom fell for it" or!!!! maybe i just like toxic yuri 🤔

i feel like nobody has NOTPs anymore. like if you hate a ship now it has to be for some deep moral reason and you have to justify it to everyone what happened to just not liking stuff that isnt inherently bad but just because you personally think it sucks

THESE RECENT BEASTS WANNA FUCK THEIR ANCIENTS SO BADLY