Kid, When Life Gets You Down You Got Three Choices

got stuck on the toilet earlier and my inner monologue started coming in cookie monster's voice for some reason

I love how you can put literally anything in the tags except for commas. You can have whole-ass ideas and thoughts and messages in there... Just not structured and coherent ones.

Man remember that time Dante fought Deadpool and most of the fight consisted of them just absolutely riddling each other with bullets at point blank range and not bothering to dodge a single shot? This type of shit is exactly why you should never give immortality to stupid people.

war never changes

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

my mutuals can do that too but you dont see any snapple facts about them

why is the boop-o-meeter back ???

Never forget that he toasted his buns just for a bit

my sisters lamp fell on my head

i think its funny how facial scars are seen as like a major character plot point where they reveal that someone tried to kill their dad or something when i know a ton of ppl (including myself) who have facial scars bc they rlly arent uncommon and all of them are like. from tripping and falling as a toddler