Hi I Want To Ride You Until You’re Worn Down Into A Nub

my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to

u ever read a post that has you so aghast you go “HELLO??” out loud and you look around your bedroom like someone will be there to explain what u just read

I FUCKING FOUND IT ON TWITTER YIPPI YIPPI

This is niche and stupid but there a version of the "first day at gay high school" gacha post but it's Mario form fairy tale origins saying "first day at divinus magia" i saw it last night and haven't been able to find it since please help me 😭 😫

Silly guy

i love saying "like that one dolphin image" or "like that one scifi city image" to describe things when talking to people irl