‘the Dirt’ Moments You Can Hear

‘the dirt’ moments you can hear

what do you do when you’re born in the wrong time? you make it yours.

we weren’t a band, we were a gang. a gang of fucking idiots.

and mick mars. he’s an alien.

those are my pants?!!!!

- but they look so much better on me!

who’s the chick?

- which one?

later, creators! :)

fuckin hippie ain’t gonna make it

fuck you, you fucking teenager

i fucking loved those pants! :(

what the FUCK dude? that’s not what i showed you!

...that’s the fucking point

holy shit

sometimes it’s dysfunction junction over there, yaknow?

shitty name? 10 times out of 10, shitty band

would you get a load of this

blonde

haired

bitch?

tom zutaut, elektra records. how are ya?

BACK

OF THE LINE

are you fucking kidding me? our first show, and it was gonna go like this???

what the fuck do you think? ;)

a dude that looks like david lee roth with a vibe like fuckin bowie

you wanna know what life on the road was really like? for me every day went something like this!!

time to redecorate! :)

touch the chair and i’ll terminate you, drummer

...i see you’ve already met his girlfriend.

at least that’s what i told myself,

right before i shot up again.

come ‘ere and ‘ave a talk with yer uncle oz

seriously? who the FUCK are you?

“i wish i had a girlfriend.” “i know, mick. i know.”

there’s only room for one guitar player in this band, and that’s me. so why don’t you, uh, pack up your toys and go home

but i have

never

been through

what mötley crüe put me through.

it’s like a piggy bank in there!

what did you idiots do now?

life’s a sick joke. aha.

i fucking love america!

...Ow?

do you think the universe could make that happen? ;)

, and i think i love you.

blah de blah fucking blah.

goddamn, i love strippers.

🌈 it’s all good 🌈

you don’t fuckin know shit about walt disney

fuck you, and fuck your mother!

fuck all y’all

come on! have a bump with me ;)

who’s the chick singer?

dude, my girlfriend spent like $800 on these leather pants!

we’re gonna fucking die.

FUCK YEAH! MÖTLEY CRÜEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

mötley crüe did stupid things because they were mötley crüe.