May we have some dead fish eyed zoldyck sauce from you?
Soulmate au: the first words you speak to your soulmate are visible on your arm.
Mindlessly zapping through the television channels, your eyelids fell heavy on your eyes, indicating your exhaustion. Seeing that nothing noteworthy was on, you turned it off. The lack of noise was welcome and excruciating at the same time. On the one hand, you couldn’t stand the artificial sounds coming from the less than optimal sound system anymore, but the relative silence was probably worse.
As now you had to focus purely on the beeping sounds of the machinery next to you.
You leaned back into the bed, looking up at the ceiling for a few moments before looking beside you to find a book. The balloons and get-well cards that used to occupy that space had dwindled, now only containing your own possessions. Opening the book, you started reading.
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i wanna scream and shout and let it all out
you and colson find you sleep best when in each other’s arms.
wc: 1.5k
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Suga being antsy and intimidating the kids so he can get kageyama’s signature first, iM—(he is excited to get kageyama’s signature so he can show it to his students that his the coolest senpai of kags)
I AM NOT CRYING OMFG I LOVE THESE IDIOTS
i cannot fucking believe i'm seeing people say that elon musk did the roman salute in a "roman" way and not in a fascist way. the romans did not invent the roman salute, it didn't EXIST in roman culture. it's called roman salute bc it's reminiscent of the act of outstretching the right hand among roman generals/officials + bc of inaccurate neoclassical paintings and depictions of romans. the salute itself is a symbol of nationalism adopted by fascist and far right movements. you cannot do it in a "roman" way.
the ending in big time adolescence...
taekook matching icons 💭
please don't claim as yours!
go suga-san go
eddie definitely calls steve ‘pretty boy’ one day out of the blue before they start dating and steve just pauses, points to himself, and repeats “pretty boy?” hesitantly and in his mind he’s like freaking the fuck out because steve ‘bisexual panic’ harrington did NOT expect a man to so openly call him pretty, especially not eddie munson.
but eddie would just smile and nod, replying with a firm, “the one and only.” because he is a fucking SAP.
god i am weak for this man if anything happens to him i’m going to take a walk into a national park and never be seen again
Suga: Daichi, you're bleeding! Quick! What's your type?
Daichi: Oh, uh-Silver haired...a setter..beautiful..an angel...
Suga, blushing: Your blood type!
Daichi: Oh...
Daichi: Red?
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Asahi: Nishinoya, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?
Nishinoya: How would I know??
Asahi, panicking: How would you not??
Nishinoya: Who am I? Karl Landsteiner? Discover of blood groups??
Ashai:
Asahi: You don't know your own blood type, but you know who discovered them??
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Yamaguchi: Tsuki, you're bleeding! Quick, what's your blood type?
Tsukishima, groaning: ..b..positive..
Yamaguchi, panicking: I'M TRYING!
(Dabi's and Y/n's son): So I got detention today.
Y/n: How?
(Son's name): The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler."
(Son's name): Then I asked which end.
Dabi, tearing up: I'm so proud of you.