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craig is both the most efficient and the most disquieting customer service worker. he will say “what do you want?” and then nothing else, he’ll walk away silently in the middle of you asking a question because he already knows what you’re asking, he doesn’t smile, he doesn’t tell you to have a good day or ask how you are, the only time he’ll talk to you is if he absolutely has to or if you’re doing something that pisses him off like your baby won’t stop crying (“can you shut that up?”) or you keep asking for more ketchup (“no. you’ve had enough.”) but there is also no employee who will get you what you need faster. you will never be in and out of a location at a more efficient speed because he is GREAT at what he does. he does NOT want you to be there nor does HE want to be there. if you don’t tip he will loom silently over your table until you do.

south park s27 episode: the girls get really into shifting. cartman tries it so that he can shift into a universe that is just like their own except everyone loves him and also he has a dad and no one calls him fat. kyle tries to prove that he’s just lucid dreaming and should probably see a psychologist but everyone in the town starts believing that cartman is actually tapping into some kind of wormhole. heidi shifts to harry potter and accidentally beats draco malfoy to death and is really scared that she’s going to get actual real life arrested.

based on that one dream i had

he bites people (and probably has rabies)

a thief, a barbarian and a winter king

first encounters between the thief and the barbarian…

Back to rendering again :3

Wet versions of much of the core kid cast

Craig and those guys. + and his guy

bad posture craig my beloved

tweek and cartman suffer from the same two things (underpants gnomes and homosexuality)

me after shutting out any public perception of south park and isolating my experience to my super secret tumblr blog

Twyle Week Day 7: Free Day 😷

Crazy loves company 💖 these two are gonna survive the apocalypse together.

doodle dumpp ... tons of stuff ( last one is actually a real confession from yesterday and i had no idea how to reply so i tried being funny )

hi im from the other side of the internet, and I likecreek.

i like pretending i dont know what south park is in real life. keeps me safe from The Dangers

Hi! Idk if you take requests but I'd love to see how Sharon and Liane look in your style, they're my fav characters :3

Here's this for ya. I've drawn them before (here n here) but that was a while ago

Goths in their natural climate. The world is healing.

That one @buttfrovski post about redrawing creek yaoi

Original drawing:

(hands you this)

clyde donovan 🫶send post

catg moodboard

kenny loves hanging out with tweek because tweek always at the very least seems dismayed by his bad choices like usually when kenny goes “i bet you guys 20 dollars i can eat dumpster fish without throwing up” everyone else he knows is like “hell yes brother” but when he does that to tweek he simply becomes so distressed and confused and offers to just Give him 20 dollars to Not Do That and kennys always like “wow tweek…youre a real pal i’ve never thought that not eating dumpster fish was even an option you rule!”

craig: hi honey i went shopping but they were out of your favorite cereal

tweek: AUGHHHHH that’s it!!! i’m DONE!!! DIVORCE!!!

craig: aw man

actual video of me powering up to eradicate cis people. violently.

tweek baby picture

tweek school picture

tweek close up with a wide angle lense

taco tweek

tweek ready for his amusement park date

tweek under attack

craig tuckers influence..... (i am developing a reflex of flipping everything off for no reason and ive almost gotten caught several times)

maybe lesbian creek was a butch4butch couple all along

EXCRUTIATING‼️