It Exists

First one made for my witchy tarot card flash sheet~

Fuckin fact

that anime man isn’t going to fuck you. your video game boyfriend on the other hand

@little-black-dress-zack-fair Original quote is from their

amazing page! I don't know how to attach a link to the quote so I am sorry 😢😭

🤣🤣🤣 Can't stop laughing omg

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Sharing to keep people safe from ever going to these dastardly sites for free information!

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

The Dragon Age boys react to pregnancy news

Alistair – “A…a baby? But how. Okay, yes I know the one bit of mine and the other bit of yours that had to be sort of mashed together. Repeatedly. Which is probably going to get my butt lightinged and all… So it’s real? A real, really real baby? Maker’s breath. I’m going to faint.”

Zevran – “You’re with child? Even after employing our impenetrable defenses? No doubt it is my doing, I was the one to suggest we try the coiled serpent after all. Well, what do you wish to do?”

Anders – “Truly? I’d never imagined, but… This is a blessing. A child of ours shall one day shatter the grip of the templars upon our people!”

Fenris – *Storms off to the Wounded Coast for a week* *returns in a huff* “Very well. What now?”

Cullen – “We’re going to have a…a small, fragile infant. We require a cradle immediately! Bassinet, booties, and hats for the babe. I shall have to fortify the stairs in your room lest it fall down them.”

Dorian – “HOW IN THE NAME OF ANDRASTE DID THAT HAPPEN?!”

I love how, like, there’s some variation in Dragon Age LIs but there’s also certain triplets that just go together. Like Ah, I see you are a Alistair/Anders/Cullen girl, aka the “Sad Chantry Boy” type. Or, interesting, you went with Zevran/Isabella/Dorian. A delight to meet a fellow Queer™. There are other LI options, but sometimes it’s nice to have a type. We know what we are. We know.

i won’t romance alistair this time 

i M FUCKING CRYING

writing smut like

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?