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Drabble Challenge!

Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!! 

“That’s starting to get annoying”

“Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”

“You can’t just sit there all day.”

“I’m too sober for this.”

“I’m not here to make friends.”

“I need a place to stay.”

“Well, that’s tragic.”

“You’re seriously like a man-child.”

“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”

“The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”

“Dear Diary, …”

“She’s hiding behind the sofa.”

“I lost our baby.”

“They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”

“I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”

“You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”

“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“What’s the matter, sweetie?”

“You’re Satan.”

“I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”

“I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”

“Did you just hiss at me?”

“Do you really need all that candy?”

“It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”

“I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”

“The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”

“No. Regrets.”

“How drunk was I?”

“How is my wife more badass than me?”

“Be you. No one else can.”

“I haven’t slept in ages.”

“I locked the keys in the car.”

“Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”

“You work for me. You are my slave.”

“Take your medicine.”

“They’re monsters.”

“Welcome to fatherhood.”

“Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”

“It’s your turn to make dinner.”

“The kids, they ambushed me.”

“Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

“Stop being so cute.”

“I feel like I can’t breathe.”

“You need to see a doctor.”

“You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”

“I was a joke, baby. I swear.”

“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”

“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”

“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”

“This is girl talk, so leave.”

“Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”

“There’s a herd of them!”

“Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”

“They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”

“You’re a nerd.”

“I’m late.”

“Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”

“You smell like a wet dog.”

“I could punch you right now.”

“Are you going to talk to me?”

“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

“If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”

“Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”

“Here, take my blanket.”

“I don’t want you to stop.”

“How could I ever forget about you?”

“You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”

“Run for it!”

“We need to talk.”

“Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”

“I want a pet.”

“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”

“I’m not wearing a dress.”

“I’m not wearing a tie.”

“Quit beating me up!”

“Please put your penis away.”

“It’s a Texas thing.”

“Don’t argue. Just do it.”

“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”

“Does he know about the baby?”

“Hold still.”

“I just ironed these pants!”

“Enough with the sass!”

“Show me what’s behind your back.”

“I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”

“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”

“Stay awake.”

“STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”

“You’re not interested, are you?”

“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”

“Tell me you need me.”

“Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”

“I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”

“I had a bad dream again.”

“Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”

“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”

“You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”

“The store ran out of Easter eggs.”

“How could you forget your son’s birthday?”

“You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”

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Oh no...

Out of all the things you thought you would find rustling around behind your bins at 3 am in the morning, none of them came even remotely close. You can only stare down in shock, at what is very clearly a small dragon, wriggling and hissing in your gloved grasp. 

It looks pretty roughed up and emaciated, tiny body obviously weak, as it quickly runs out of energy while trying to wriggle out of your grasp, even trying to sink tiny razor sharp teeth into the thick glove. If you weren’t so use to handling your squirming ferrets and the occasional feral raccoon, you’re pretty sure they may have managed to get away, even in their weakened state.

Bakugou: people always ask me 'Bakugou, how do you balance school and hero work so well?'

Bakugou: and i always tell them the same thing

Bakugou: how dare you fucking speak to me

shinsou: denki we literally watched spiderverse together, you can’t pull that move on me and expect it to…work…

I really want Team Rocket to be in Smash

This is my archer character for Dungeons and Dragons. Just drew it to test new brushes. Her name is Ivy btw.

someone pls help this child

Your eyes were straining as you stared down your opponent, but you refused to give in, not this time. Not even the sound of your roommate getting home, could deter you from your goal. You. Would. Win!

As soon as your roommate saw you, they groaned loudly and rolled their eyes. Dropping their things on the ground heavily, they stomped past you, smacking you in the face with a pillow as they went, and ruining your staring contest. Squawking indignantly, you flailed as you fell over, quickly pushing yourself back upright and hurling the offending pillow at your roommates retreating back.

“I almost fucking won that time you glittery turd!”

You could almost hear the roll of their eyes as your roommate called back irritably.

“It’s a fucking figurine! Get over it! It can’t do shit!”

Grumbling you turned back towards the figurine, scowling intensely at it as you flipped it the bird. 

“Next time you little shit” You grumbled, rubbing at your stinging eyes.

Silently, the figurines smirk widened.

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