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1 year ago

“do you ever think about getting married?”

“um,” atsumu looks at you over his phone screen. “no? we’re babies, dude.”

“we’re twenty,” you sigh, and he watches as you kick your legs up and settle them over his, hooking a hand around your ankle and rubbing his thumb in circles over the nub of bone. “i want to get married.”

“you don’t even have a boyfriend,” he scoffs. “who’re ya gonna marry?”

“i dunno,” your eyes are heavy-lidded, hazy. talking for the sake of talking. he’s listening for the sake of you. “i want… a frat wedding?”

“a what?” he puts his phone down, dropping all semblance of disinterest.

“like, when the american universities have everyone get really drunk and do a pretend wedding for fun. i just want to put streamers everywhere and have a tacky balloon arch and pretend to get married. i want to wear a veil and a miniskirt.”

“okay,” atsumu says hazily, suddenly very aware of the shortness of your shorts and the bareness of the leg he’s touching. miniskirt… “let’s have a frat wedding.”

suddenly, you let out a big huff of air and tip your head back.

“what’s up?” he asks.

“i remembered i don’t have anyone to marry,” you explain. “so no fake wedding.”

you look so dejected, and the corners of your lips are turned down in a pout, and atsumu’s honestly still dedicating about 60% of his brainspace to miniskirt.

“i’ll marry ya,” he says, a little too quickly.

“really?” you say hopefully. “you know that means you’re gonna have to kiss me, right? in front of all of our friends.”

“sounds high-pressure,” atsumu says, lifting your legs out of his lap and setting them aside so he can leverage himself over your prone form. “we’d better start practicin’ now so i don’t embarrass myself.”

3 years ago

i just chopped it all off.

if you have nice hair, respectfully please don’t stand next to me.


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2 years ago

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿


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11 months ago

im afraid to strap a girl because what if my dick game is atrocious. how do i recover from that emotionally. how

1 month ago

please donate to sami’s family if you can. the cruelty of israel allowing palestinians to have false hope with the “ceasefire” only to tear the rug out from under them can’t be understated—and that’s in addition to the murder, rape, torture, and more committed by israel day in and day out. sami’s family has already been through far too much. consider using “little treat” money on a suffering family.

3 years ago

scott pilgrim 😁😁😁

rb this + in the tags tell me who ur 7 anime crushes that ur new lover would have to defeat for ur heart


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3 years ago

random thoughts i have abt hq

kenma actually loves dogs. people assume he’s a cat person which is also true but he loves dogs because when he was younger his parents had this old dog that was so gentle with him

fukunaga has an older brother (6 years older) and they are almost exactly the same personality wise. they look totally different tho. they’re best friends and when his brother introduced him to his s/o, fukunaga just blinked and the s/o burst out laughing because they were so similar

kyotani has two moms (i hc them as lesbian and pan) and they taught him about gardening and also cooking and he can cook for a real one but he CANNOT BAKE no matter what they try he just cannot but he’s an excellent cook

tanaka really likes clairo. it’s very different than the rest of his taste. he just thinks she’s pretty and he likes her voice. (i’m listening to clairo rn)

kiyoko is bi !! she had a gf in her first year but she moved and they’re still friends

kuroo, yaku, saeko, ukai, and fukunaga are all queer and refuse to label themselves (i’m projecting.)

iwa (happy birthday bae) is very very very into guitar hero and he spends a lot of his free time trying to master the first song on easy bc he is so BAD at it (projecting)

oikawa is bigender and has a big ass birthmark on the side of his thigh. he thinks it looks like milk bread and tells everyone.

lev has those walls that you can color on because his parents were tired of him drawing on the walls.

akaashi has two little siblings who adore him.

bokutos favorite show is paw patrol. he watches it with akaashi and his siblings and he loves spending time with them.

ok good that’s all for now

1 week ago
DEI Does Not Mean Lower Standards.

DEI does not mean lower standards.

You are thinking of white privilege.

3 years ago
The Usual Oikawa Slander

the usual oikawa slander


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3 years ago

hq boys post wisdom teeth extraction

tags: fluff, soft boyfies lol

Hq Boys Post Wisdom Teeth Extraction

kuroo tetsurou wakes up and immediately the first thing he tells the professionals around him is that he wants to see his girlfriend because he knows you’re waiting for him and “i love her so much 🥺🥰" he says it a few more times and everyone laughs at how doped up he is both from the drugs and you. when you walk in to take notes on how to take care of him afterwards, he just stares at you as he holds you hand with the SOFTEST LOOK on his face like 🥺😍☺️❤️💕💖💝🥺🥰💖💝☺️

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