YOU Hate JK Rowling!

I have many complaints about Danganronpa (affectionate) but one of the biggest ones is that the students don't make nearly enough jokes about the situation. Put a bunch of teens in a mildly stressful situation, and in 5 minutes they'll come up with an inside joke about it.

Some ideas for what they could have been:

Referring to your classmates as random numbers after Leon. Everyone automatically knows who that is.

If someone tries to kill you at 3am, they legally can't do that. tell them to reschedule at a time where you're both awake.

Every Disney movie ever is in fact about Sonia.

Whoever can interrupt Nagito's monolouge with the best Nagito impression wins.

Togami uses money for things no sane person would use money for. The more impractical, the better.

Trying to get Genocide Jack into furry porn via Hifumi, so she might kill the mastermind for us.

Making up Ibuki Mioda songs about random topics. Ibuki likes some of the ideas so much she actually wrote them.

Since everything Kokichi says is a lie, anything you get him to say can no longer happen.

Coming up with fake motives for the mastermind that are incredibly stupid/downright ridiculous.

Every robot is Kiibo. How can you be sure it isn't?

Switching between these every day

cant even enjoy having a crush when youre arospec where other people are giggling and twirling their hair youre sitting ruminating over this feeling akin to a fatal infection while trying to work like this

god made them in different shows bc he knew they would be unstoppable as canon besties

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

did these instead of finishing up calculus work... 😬

wait i dont get it 😭

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what so you MEAN the tribal chronicles quest line for the people of springs may be a simile to our own journey.

WHAT DO YOU HEAD? WHAT. DO. YOU. MEAN.

Found this on Pinterest, but count this screenshot as a reblog

whos enjoying the new season of dr stone

made me think of them.