Whorng - Whorng

Hi saiki k communiry i am not dead. Kusuokisser LIVES ON!

im gonna be late to school because my windshield is frozen

when a literal thinker gives instructions and is surprised when his student takes it as literally as possible 😂

i am an artist

although, i haven't created anything in a few years.

i'm an artist, and yet, the only thing i do (CAN do) is pitifully observe

i am an observer, then.

i suppose it's hard to see myself as anything else, considering my singular hobby is perceiving stories.

i read, i watch, i play; i hear stories around me constantly. everything from the niche post to the highest grossing video game, or the strangers on the street to my family-- they all have a story i've seen. one that means something.

funny thing though, i can't read between the lines to save my life. as much as i observe and think about these things on a daily basis-

I never fully understand what it is that i see

maybe its a difference in interpretation between myself and my peers that makes me feel this way (i've always been a part of the crowd)

i'll dont think ill ever know why i don't get it. i cant understand anything, i've lived alone for too long. even before i was alone, i never understood them. I was too awkward. Too forward.

i dont think i'll care enough to know, though. it doesn't really matter to me. nothing ever does in the end.

maybe thats why i dont understand.

cant even enjoy having a crush when youre arospec where other people are giggling and twirling their hair youre sitting ruminating over this feeling akin to a fatal infection while trying to work like this

I’m watching Splash (1984) which is a romcom about a guy who falls in love with a mermaid, and when she chooses a human name she chooses Madison and guy says “that’s not a real name, but alright” which seems to imply that Madison was not a name until at least the 80’s and all girls named Madison are actually named after the mermaid. thought you should know

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

choose your fighter

nothing is going to beat gen doing insane mathematics and calculating senku's birthday to surprise him with an observatory... but let's talk about how senku had an entire thought process to surprise gen with his homemade cola too!

senku's guide on how to surprise a mentalist:

1) drop some hints that a certain mentalist's favourite cola is going to be made but don't be an idiot who makes it too obvious

2) leave the mentalist alone to find the carbonated water and raise his stupid hopes up

3) tease him further for getting them up in the first place, taking a page out of his (literal trashy) book...

4) predict his decision on staying behind and leave the last subtle hint that will push him to the right direction

5) ... and if you end up with a satisfied mentalist who will never leave your side, well, don't say you weren't warned!

mizu5 made me emo