Not To Be That One Person But Casting A Colored Actor In The Role Of A White Character Previously Played

fake it till you make it i guess. carry your head high, shoulders back and romanticize your day (or try to). and one day you'll just get there.

How the fuck do I achieve confidence and... *mumbling* self love...? Sounds made up.

Anyways yeah how do I get that?

Who doesn't like clocks? They're so nice and creepy.

I took this picture while thirty people were looking at me like I digested cleenex.

mold wrote this. rhizopus stolonifer I can see you

imagine if your roommate bought bread. your roommate eats some of it but then leaves most of it alone. you really want that bread but you want to respect your roommate so you don’t eat it. months pass and at this point you’re sure he doesn’t want the bread so you start eating a little bit of it. then your roommate walks in, freaks out, picks you and the bread up and throws you and your meal in the garbage. that’s what it’s like to be mold.

'russian villain' this 'russian spy' that girl your own intelligence officials are selling information just accept the fact that your government is shit

how am i supposed to regulate my speed of speech

i peaked at six years old when i went up to my mom and told her i wanted to get pregnant by a girl and not a boy. she said it's not possible so i sobbed until i passed out

i don't know what my mutuals are going on about but i like it. its like being on a pasture and all of a sudden a toilet roll whizzes past you but its nice because it blows a little breeze into your face

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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

ever laugh to yourself because of something read or saw and then everybody wants to know what the joke is but you don't wanna tell em because it won't be funny anymore