Yuris Your Yaoi

one of my favourite things to say in my house is “hey i’m putting on headphones so if you need me don’t”

no matter how many times i say it i always cackle to myself lmao i’m certainly the weird one here

why can’t tumblr adverts be like. cool stuff. why do they all have to be that stupid insufferable king puzzle bullshit game or like. massive tits. why can’t they all just be adverts for garlic bread and cool ass rocks

my first ever packer arrived today and let me just say. the elation i’m experiencing is unreal

i finally have a peanus and i know what it feels like now to sit on my bawls

trans man’s dream

figured it out

very very important how do you block tags on here i can’t figure it out

My "art" via the absolutely brilliant idea from @with-shaking-hands based on the below picture:

kids these days have never played a single second of coolmathgames or yepi.com and it shows, okay?

Ptooie!

from last year but once again relevant

if i post my face on here (for a meme) you guys gotta pinkie promise me you won’t laugh :(