wolfbitkki
being weird, 18y, kpop stan
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finished Hannibal with my mom yes with my mom and the way she looked at me straight in the eye after the ending scene, so shocked and said: all that, ALL THAT to not even a kiss? Not even one?
MY MOM STILL SHIT TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY HAVEN'T KISSED IN THE END
will kissing alana and immediately driving an hour to tell his homoerotic bestie is PEAK faggot behaviour. one touch of a woman's lips and will was like "i need my man" like unlocked a new kind of gay panic.
guys I think this whole "I love sevika she's my wife and want to kiss her from head to toe until she smacks the soul outta me" thing is not a joke for me anymore like I NEED her
No matter which couple you ship, I think we can all agree on one thing
I watched TGS for the first time like yesterday and I'm dying because of those incorrect quotes LIKE C'MON
PT: So basically my plan for dealing with pretty much anything this month is just no sleep, drink lots of coffee and hope that the power of love can get me through it all.
Lettie: Do you take criticism?
PT: Not without crying
Imagine Jayce walking around with bunch of those in his face and neck and everyone's staring like "???" until cait or probably heimerdinger (r.i.p) had the courage to ask and he's just like "it's for therapeutic stuff" while his invisible tail that he of course have wiggles around
Viktor and Mel have both gotten these for Jayce
POMFREY I CANT
One random day in the Great Hall
Bellatrix : The Noble House of Black will always be on top !
Remus : *spits out his pumpkin juice and starts laughing uncontrollably*
Sirius : *blush furiously while trying to get Remus to shut up bc everyone is looking at them*
James : *trying for his deer life (and failing) to understand what's so funny*
Lily : *smirks* *just smirks*
Pomfrey : I KNEW IT ! MY BOY'S THE TOP ! HA ! I TOLD YOU MINERVA ! MY BOY'S THE DOM !
Minnie : *gives her 5 galleons while looking visibly frustrated and glaring at Sirius*
Remus : *laughs even harder if it's possible*
Regulus : *trying to forget the horrible traumatic images that are forming in his head and silently crying*
barty βim insaneβ crouch π€ James 'im insane too but shh β potter
Armand: Daniel thinks my martinis are better
Real Rashid, who's just trying to load the dishwasher:
Eric getting both Assad and Sam to stare at him like this just by allowing Jacob to hold onto himβ¦
There isnβt enough IWTV and SPN crossover content!!!
Theyβre literally sitting across the bar from each other.
Daniel: So what do you do?
Dean: Iβm a hunter.
Daniel: Cool cool, last time i came here a vampire tried to eat me, or maybe fuck me, iβm still not sure.
The way he just easily snapped into character within the span of half a second was honestly really impressive and a little scary lmao.
You could pinpoint the exact moment the spirit of Lestat possessed his body.
hi so uhm I just finished pathological people pleaser and I friendly ask to not fucking talk to me
Lily, appearing out of nowhere: Regulus, I am so sorry
Regulus: what?
Lily: James has a crush on you
Regulus, remembering all the public love declarations James did when he was crushing on Lily: oh fuck
Lily, mentally reliving each and every experience in her mind: I know.
Just finished chap 15 and same girl, fucking same
I read pathological people pleaser and I must say, that is like the ONLY fic I've read that made me feel things. And like sure I get all giddy when regulus and james have a moment in another fic but I'm not talking giddy feelings. I couldn't breathe reading it, I wasn't crying or anything I just could breathe and my eyes were completely blurred over during james' breakdown scene. Not blurred over with tears but like everything was blurry and I couldn't breathe, I don't know what the feeling is but it was fucking INTENSE and I haven't been the same since. NORMAL PATHOLOGICAL PEOPLE PLEASER EXPERIENCE??? π»π»
James to Regulus. Also works on the other way around
pathological people pleaser
currently reading pathological people pleaser, I'm finishing chap 14 (around 75% of the fic or smth), I've never read anything about jegulus but bitches I'll try to read it real slow because that's so fucking GOOD
no officer I can't fully hate them because they had a fucking shitty past
I'm wheezing at those memes because I just finished and I'm not doing well on the head but this is so lestat and louis
I don't know in who I "trust" anymore.
That said, I'm team Daniel
Armand has way more boobs than me and now I'm SO sad
I'm the vampire Armand, my DADDY vampire GROOMED me into a little BITCH
armand def our strongest soldier bc I would beat the fuck outta Louis if he said that to me
"are you the zodiac killer?" I CANT
vou atΓ© escrever em portuguΓͺs porque tΓ΄ indignada
DE ONDE ESCRAFUNCHARAM ESSE ATOR MAIS NOVO DO DANIEL MOLLOY?????
gente o cara Γ© IGUAL o ator mais velho
armand: I love you
lestat: *loses his shit*
armand: louis love why are you trying to strangle the air
where the fuck did they found a younger actor that looks exactly like the older Daniel actor that's actually insane
harry is not third wheeling he's literally their son
Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because weβre dating now? Hermione: Okayβ¦ what about Harry? Ron: Weβre a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free
I just finished good omens, need to say that I loved that part where Aziraphale confessed his feelings to Crowley and they finally got together. Years later they attended to Maggie and Nina's wedding, even Gabriel and Beelzebub were there! Loved that ending folks
This scene was SO telling of their dynamic.
Aziraphale asserts his dominance and TELLS, not asks, Crowley to apologize:
Crowley *attempts* a half-hearted fight:
But quickly submits:
Aziraphale, being the good dom that he is, praises his demon for doing as he was told:
No one will convince me otherwise
Stanford Pines from Gravity Falls is Autistic!
