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How to perform cunnilingus

There are many guides on the internet, posts on tumblr, and even published books that explain how to perform cunnilingus.

Gentlemen, let’s keep it simple, there are only three rules you have to remember when performing cunnilingus for your lady:

Make love to her pussy. Don’t be hesitant, don’t do it half hearted. No woman wants a man flying at half-mast, or meekly eating her out. Sure, you can (and probably should) start gradually. Kiss her lips, kiss her neck, nibble on her ears, kiss her breasts, and kiss your way down to her thighs. Tease her a bit, hold back a bit, and kiss her softly at first. Warm her up. But build up from there, lick her pussy from top to bottom, bury your face in her cunt, eat her like you are starving and she is the last meal on earth. If you are not licking her with a passion, showing her that you love her taste, love her smell, love the feel of her lips on your mouth and tongue, then you are doing it wrong. Do it with passion. Show her that you love, love, love eating her out. If you don’t, please send her to Mr. Fantasy.

Pay attention to her feedback. If she likes what you are doing, keep it up. If she isn’t into it, I don’t care what book told you to try it, move along! Be attentive to her needs. If she wants you to go slow, you will know. If she wants you to pick up the pace, then be a man and put it into gear. Her body will tell you, her moans will tell you, and maybe even her words will tell you. Listen!!!

There are no other rules. Mix it up. Grab her ass, finger her asshole if she is into it. Fondle her breasts, pinch her nipples. Finger her while you are licking her. There is no rule that says “you are performing cunnilingus therefore you shall only lick her.”  No! Mix it up. If in doubt, re-read rule #2.

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1. Try to reconnect with an old friend from the past – even if it’s just by social media.

2. Get outside and enjoy the fresh air – and notice the beauty and the freedom you sense there.

3. Read a good book – and enjoy being inspired and imaging a life in a different kind of world.

4. Get on your bike, jog, or go to the gym – as exercise is great for improving your mood.

5. Chat to the people who serve you in the store, or at the coffee shop … or anywhere you are – it can make you feel a part of that greater world out there.

6. Listen to some music that makes you feel alive, and maybe even dance, or try to sing along to it.

7. Remind yourself it’s normal to be alone at times, and you don’t need other people to give you self-esteem.

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Kink Alphabet Ask Meme

A = Anal: Is Anal more fun than frontal penetration? B = Brat: How obedient do you like people to be in the bedroom? Is disobeying fun? C = Cum: Turn on, turn off, or favorite? D = Denial: How long can you edge before it can’t be taken it anymore? E = Exhibitionism: Do you like being seen getting off? Ever done anything explicitly hoping to get caught? F = Fucking Machines: Have you ever had a chance to ride a fucking machine? Would you? G = Glory Hole: Would you ever go to a glory hole? Have you been to one? H = Humiliation: Do you like to humiliate/be humiliated? Any stories? I = Ice: Are you in to temperature play? J = Jack Off: How often do you masturbate and what’s your favorite way to do so? K = Kitten: In to pet play? Do you prefer kittens or pups? L = Latex: Latex, leather, or neither? M = Medical: Have you ever done any kind of medical play? Share stories! N = Nope: What’s your biggest turn off? O = Orgasm Control: Would you give up your orgasms for somebody? Would you take them from somebody? P = Pubes: Full bush, trimmed, shaved, waxed, what do you do? What do you prefer? Q = Queening: Self explanatory. In to it? R = Rope: What’s your favorite means of tying somebody up? S = Switch: How often do you switch or are you exclusively one role in the bedroom? T = Teasing: How much is just the right amount of teasing before somebody gets dicked down? And what are you favorite means of teasing? U = Uncut: Do you have a preference or are all cocks built equally? V = Vanilla: What are you favorite ‘vanilla’ things for when you’re not in a particularly kinky mood? W = Wildcard: Answer any question submitted to you but you can only give Yes/No answers X = xvideos: Have/Would you ever upload videos of yourself online? Y = Yuri & Yaoi: Are you in to it? Does 2d get you going? Z = Zzz: Have any fantasies involving sleep?

NSFW Asks

1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? 2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: 3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: 4: Something that never fails to make you horny: 5: Where is one place you would never have sex: 6: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: 7: How are you after a really good f$%k? 8: Have you ever got so wet in the night that you wake up wanting some sexual activity? 9: Tell me your wettest dream? 10: Top or bottom? 11: What body attracts you the most, men or women? 12: Ever kissed someone of the same sex? 13: Home alone and you’re bored. What do you do? 14: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: 15: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you: 16: Are you a touchy feel person? 17: If you were/are a lesbian, would you go for the women/girls who act like men, or the ones who act like girls? 18: Does a massage get you wet? 19: Is it ever okay to not use a condom: 20: If there’s one place a girl/guy should touch you to make you instantly horny, where is that? 21: Has a guy/girl even touched you or discreetly groped you while clubbing or in a crowded place? 22: Ever left the house without wearing any underwear? 23: What do you wear when you go to bed? 24: Biggest turn on: 25: Worst possible time to get horny: 26: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: 27: Worst sexual idea you ever had: 28: How much fapping is too much fapping: 29: Best sexual complement you ever got: 30: What do you think you and/or the opposite sex looks the sexiest in? 31: Have you ever been called a tease? 32: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are ****in” 33: What your favorite part of your body: 34: Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to] 35: What do you wear to bed? 36: When was the last time you masturbated: 37: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? 38: Have/would you ever have sex outside? 39: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? 40: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? 41: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? 42: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? 43: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in? 44: Does size really matter to you? 45: Is there anything you do on the internet that you would not like your significant other to see? 46: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?) 47: Would you give your significant other access to your internet history? 48: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery? 49: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute? 50: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything? 51: Do you like to have phone sex? 52: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”? 53: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair? 54: Booty or Boobs? 55: If you had a penis, what would you name it? 56: Have you ever been on an official date? 57: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?) 58: Have you had sex with someone of the same sex? 59: Have you had sex with more than one person simultaneously? 60: Have you ever been to a strip club? 61: Name one naughty act you have done in a public place? 62: Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? 63: Shower or bath while having sex? 64: Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? 65: Love or Money? 66: Have you been caught having sex? 67: Does anyone have naughty pics of you? 68: Do you like wild sex or romantic sex? 69: Do you consider hair pulling sexy? 70: What should a guy first do when about to have sex with you? 71: Something that will never fail to get you horny? 72: Favourite sexual things a guy/girl does to you thats not sex? 73: What do you wear to seduce the opposite sex? 74: Have you ever paid for sex? 75: Do you like kissing in public?

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