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How to make a girl squirt

There are many steps which describe the process about how to make a girl squirt, but all is needed are fingers and oral job. The best advice is to try with exploration in different things, different numbers of fingers, different parts of her pussy and ass. Most important is to be innovative and inventive.

Surely, some of the best fingering comes in conjunction with oral, but there is a little secret that gives to any women best orgasm of her life.

Here are step by step instructions how to make a girl squirt:

You can start by performing oral on her inner thighs, clitoris and labia especially, to start getting her relaxed and wet. You must continually suck and lick the clitoris throughout the duration of the whole oral act, because oral increases power, pleasure and increases chances of female ejaculating orgasm.

With the hand you write with, take two fingers closest to your thumb (pointer and middle finger) and make them wet with her pussy juice or with your mouth. The most important thing is to make sure your nails are trimmed and not sharp, because you could hurt her.

Slide those two fingers in, with the fingerprint part of the fingers facing up (nails down), slide them in firmly but slowly, as far as they will go without using too much pressure. If she is really tight you may need to start with one, and if there is a lot of wetness but resistance, you may need to tease and taste her pussy some more. Once you get those fingers in, tease her inner walls slowly with the pads of your fingers, and get her even more juicy. When you think that she is ready to have the orgasm of her life, you may begin:

Now you will maneuver your fingers to find her g-spot. Yes, it exists, and yes, every woman has one. Slide your fingers in about 2 inches, UP, and then BACK towards the front of the pussy (like you’re going up behind her clitty). Her g-spot is actually a patch of her inner walls which is on the FRONT INNER WALL of her pussy, above the hole itself. So, in, up, and back towards the entrance. You should feel, on that wall, a very rough patch of skin rougher than the rest of her smooth inner pussy. You’ve found it. Congratulations.

By making a beckoning motion with your two fingers (a come hither, bending fingers motion), you should be able to pull the fingerprint/pad part of the tips of your two fingers against that spot. Try it. Pull back against it with your two fingers and press a little. Tease it, stimulate it with your fingers. Make her feel good. She should be squirming and breathing very heavily by now.

As you start to rhythmically tap/press/pull your fingertips against the g-spot, she should start getting wetter. If you’re doing it right, and she’s comfortable with it, you’ll start to hear squelching, sponge-like sounds. The g-spot is like a sponge, it contains a lot of liquid, and feels rough. Keep pressing your fingers against it, over and over, rhythmically, with the same kind of rhythm as if you were sliding your cock in and out of her pussy.

As she starts to get wetter, and enjoy it more, start doing it harder. The more she thrashes from side to side, the harder you do it. Eventually, you can replace the tapping/poking of the g-spot with an outright speed-sliding of those two fingers in and out of her hole. Do it faster and faster, maintain the rhythm, but increase the force. Even when you’re slamming them straight in and out of her hole, try and maintain an upward, outward force with the fingertips, so you’re still pressing up against that g-spot even as you’re slamming her with your fingers with reckless abandon.

Through all of this, she should be squelching, squirming and OBVIOUSLY loving it. If she’s not, you should stop. If she says it hurts (especially if she says it more than once, you might want to stop or at LEAST slow down or not do it so hard. Make sure she’s always wet, not dry for any period of time.

Now here’s the crucial part. When she gets close to ejaculation, she will say that she needs to pee. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO PEE. It’s just a temporary sensation that will pass, but you have to make sure she knows about it beforehand, and you have to make sure she does not stop you, and you do not desist in your slamming. Hold her legs apart with the other hand, if you have to. You can even use your head or knees or whatever to hold her legs open, but make sure she stays relatively still (or she might get hurt on your fingers) and that you KEEP GOING. In fact, when she needs to pee, that’s when you should start doing it harder, cause orgasm is around the corner.

10-50 seconds after the pee sensation begins, she will start to cum. When she does, DON’T STOP. Just do it harder and harder and harder, pressuring the g-spot upwards all the while. Now she should start to ejaculate. She’ll scream, and her pussy will start shooting clear (transparent), odorless liquid all over the place. There could be a lot of it, it might soak you completely and soak the sheets and everything around her, so make sure you’re prepared.

I guarantee you, if she’s never had one before, the squirting orgasm will be the best orgasm of her life. In my experience, 97% of women are capable of having them, and in certain circumstances, I think it’s more like 99.9%. If you want her to ejaculate in great volumes, have her drink lots of water before you do it, and stay well hydrated. Once she’s finished squirting, SHE CAN SQUIRT AGAIN. Especially if you didn’t do it too hard, and still got her to cum, you can usually start all over, and between one and ten minutes later, she’ll be squirting again. Usually, you have to do it harder each time. My record is seven. The girl that squirted seven times in 45 minutes passed out for 6 hours afterward (it’s physically exhausting and dehydrating) so be careful if you try more than 2 at once.

Most girls pass out after a couple of them. This can make a girl fall in love and at the very least want to fuck your brains out, so use it wisely rather than to your advantage. Don’t take advantage of people using this. If you do it wrong, or if she’s on her period, she might bleed. That’s usually okay, but just make sure you don’t hurt her, and you stop if she’s screaming with pain, rather than pleasure.

You should always have a safe word with your partner, and you should always make sure she knows what you intend to do and that she’s fine with it. Enjoy this, and I hope it works out for you; I hope it works out for HER, even more so. If it does well, just wait and see. I’m jealous of women because of g-spot orgasms! There’s NO male equivalent it’s just absolute ecstasy, nothing less. Remember there are at least fifty ways to make a woman cum (actually lots more) and at least five different types of orgasms so don’t limit yourselves to this whether it works or not.

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8 months ago

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1 year ago

Kink Alphabet Ask Meme

A = Anal: Is Anal more fun than frontal penetration? B = Brat: How obedient do you like people to be in the bedroom? Is disobeying fun? C = Cum: Turn on, turn off, or favorite? D = Denial: How long can you edge before it can’t be taken it anymore? E = Exhibitionism: Do you like being seen getting off? Ever done anything explicitly hoping to get caught? F = Fucking Machines: Have you ever had a chance to ride a fucking machine? Would you? G = Glory Hole: Would you ever go to a glory hole? Have you been to one? H = Humiliation: Do you like to humiliate/be humiliated? Any stories? I = Ice: Are you in to temperature play? J = Jack Off: How often do you masturbate and what’s your favorite way to do so? K = Kitten: In to pet play? Do you prefer kittens or pups? L = Latex: Latex, leather, or neither? M = Medical: Have you ever done any kind of medical play? Share stories! N = Nope: What’s your biggest turn off? O = Orgasm Control: Would you give up your orgasms for somebody? Would you take them from somebody? P = Pubes: Full bush, trimmed, shaved, waxed, what do you do? What do you prefer? Q = Queening: Self explanatory. In to it? R = Rope: What’s your favorite means of tying somebody up? S = Switch: How often do you switch or are you exclusively one role in the bedroom? T = Teasing: How much is just the right amount of teasing before somebody gets dicked down? And what are you favorite means of teasing? U = Uncut: Do you have a preference or are all cocks built equally? V = Vanilla: What are you favorite ‘vanilla’ things for when you’re not in a particularly kinky mood? W = Wildcard: Answer any question submitted to you but you can only give Yes/No answers X = xvideos: Have/Would you ever upload videos of yourself online? Y = Yuri & Yaoi: Are you in to it? Does 2d get you going? Z = Zzz: Have any fantasies involving sleep?

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workerbee57

5 months ago

Absolutely, Positively!!

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2 years ago

50 Cunnilingus Tips from Women

shadowedsub:

Use smooth, steady, slow rhythmic licks. Slow and steady wins the race

I am new to this whole oral sex thing. My husband decided to eat me out the other night. He made these motions with his tongue and told me to guess what he was spelling against my clit. I thought it would be weird to have him do that but it really relaxed me and I had fun with it. So guys: Spell out little messages like “I love you” or “You taste good.” It will take any hesitation away from your girl while she’s decoding your playful messages.

At Wal-Mart they have these little ice trays that make tubular ice for bottles. They sell the trays for a dollar each. Get small pieces of (what my husband and I now refer to as) Cooter Ice. Slip them around the clit and into the vaginal opening. It makes for wicked sensation.

In regard to oral sex in particular, you MUST know your lover’s sensitivity level. I, for one, am ultra-sensitive. If someone just dives in and attacks my clit, uses teeth, has no variation in technique, then I will probably still orgasm; however, I will be too sore to go again for hours or even days. This is extremely irritating!

If I start moving toward your tongue, it’s because you and I have found the exact “spot”…let ME move, don’t you move.

The secret is to soften the tongue and work around the clitoral area rather than aggressively attacking the clit. Variation of pattern is also important. Once I’m truly horny, an occasional flick of the tongue is ok—but only occasionally. I also think that stimulation of the G-spot, which is basically adjacent to the clit on the inside of the vagina, is important as it creates a much deeper, more intense orgasm.

Nothing is more erotic than being held open with gentle loving hands. It gives direct access to the clit and he works it so well. I melt every time! When his elbows are planted at shoulder width (my lover’s shoulders are quite wide) and he has me open and exposed, working away, there is no way I am able to get away.

I totally agree with starting slow and looking her in the eyes. That drives me crazy. Another thing that makes me crazy is when my guy moans or growls while kissing and licking my pussy. The reverberations from the deepness of his voice drive me wild! Not to mention hearing him enjoy himself gets me off even harder.

If you boys start it… KNOW that it may take awhile! Finish what you started and once you’ve found her hot spot, stay there!

If I know I’m going to get a good eating from my man, I will eat pineapple throughout the day. He says it makes me taste unbelievable! I’ve also heard watermelon and celery will change the taste of your juices.

Having had my pussy licked, sucked, eaten, and savored by both men and women, I can tell you that the best way to find out what she likes is to get her to play with herself. Follow her lead, and it will change each time. Sometimes my pussy wants it hard, really hard, and sometimes only the slightest feather touch will make me explode.

Keep a steady rhythm going, and keep your tongue relaxed! Pointed tongues are too harsh on the clit, and actually desensitize. Another thing to keep in mind is that just because she’s moaning louder doesn’t mean she suddenly wants you to start going faster, make crazy figure eights, or gnaw on it. It means she likes EXACTLY what you’ve been doing. When a guy is doing something I really like, I’ll usually say, “Don’t stop,” which means, “Don’t stop exactly what you’re doing right now.”

I find that just the tip of my partner’s finger inserted in my pussy after he’s been eating me out for little while - barely moving, just sort of tickling the entrance - makes me go nuts. Pussy eating is a delicate matter, so don’t thrust your finger too vigorously. You’re just trying to gently tickle her into coming!

I like a guy to ask me how I like my pussy licked so I can help him find that awesome combination that makes me squirt without worrying about hurting his feelings or making him think I don’t enjoy his moves. It takes a really great and confident lover to ask for feedback during hot sex. It makes me crazy!

I like my man to slip his fingers into my cunt while he is paying attention to my clit! Men, if you look like you are really enjoying yourself, too, it makes all the difference. A former boyfriend used to growl into my pussy when he went down on me which was unbelievably erotic and made me feel really wanted!

Don’t forget about using the nose too! I love feeling my man’s nose nuzzling my clit, and feeling his breathing on me, especially the moaning exhaling and him inhaling (smelling) me. Also, I don’t know why, but the “wet” sound turns me on… the creamy, squishy, squelching noises.

Don’t bite the clit. Men don’t like having their dicks bitten and we don’t like having our clits bitten either. It hurts and will very quickly get us out of the mood.

Don’t drool and don’t make loud sucking sounds. It’s disgusting. A major turn off.

Popsicles are a good idea. They make a guy’s tongue cold and the sensation is amazing. That, and the taste will be better for the guy. It’s a win-win situation.

Deep kiss her clit. I love my partner deep kissing my clit, taking both lips of my vagina. I want him/her to suck on them for a long time before concentrating on my clitoris.

Tongue fucking is what rocks my world. Clit play is nice to get me hot, but after that, I want your tongue flicking across my hole for a while, teasing me with the idea of going in, then giving it all to me. Clit play gets boring after awhile and many women are too sensitive there anyhow.

Don’t forget to warm us up first. Just like BJs aren’t that great if we take your pants off and deep throat you off the bat, we like to be teased with the idea for a while, and get really, really aroused before you get started. It makes the orgasm THAT much harder.

I hate the finger penetration while sucking on the clit…it’s distracting. Most guys just suck the life out of you because they think it’s wonderful. Licking is wonderful too. Try it. The most important thing is to watch her reaction. If she’s just lying there quiet, then she is bored and wishes you would stop.

Don’t forget to be patient. It’s not like in a porn movie - most women do not have an orgasm with in a minute or two. Like any good thing in life, it takes time and is worth waiting for.

Stop and make her need it. Finger her now, slowly at first, and kiss her thighs. Start again by flicking her clit with your tongue, light pressure, then experiment with other pressure and movement. Everything on the clit feels good, but some moves feel GREAT! Play around with tongue pressure and fingering and ass fingering or ass tickling/licking (if she wants it).

Use your entire face. Nothing is more frustrating than a hesitant tongue. The chin rubbing on the opening to the vagina adds to the pleasure. Also, let her know you enjoy it as well. Moan a little. A woman can tell if it’s a chore.

Definitely start off with light kissing and slow deliberate strokes of the tongue. Then do some circling. If your girlfriend feels your tongue is too rough when you start off, you can tell because her movements will be too jerky and squirmish. That’s your hint to either slow down, decrease pressure, or find another place to lick for a few minutes till she warms up.

Once I’m warmed up, I like spreading my legs wide and enjoying the hot wet lickage. What turns me on the most is talking dirty. I like asking my dude if he likes my pussy. So tell her some stuff (in between licks) that will blow her mind and enjoy what is bound to come next.

My tip to all men is don’t put a whole lot of saliva in her when you’re licking her. It feels better when there isn’t a loogie inside us we can feel.

Don’t shake your face - no one likes that! Also, complimenting her on her appearance down there boosts sexual confidence, which could lead to bigger and better things.

There is nothing I love more than his mouth on my clit and two fingers inside me. It doesn’t really matter if his tongue moves back and forth, side to side, or in circles. All that matters is that once he chooses a method he sticks to it and DOESN’T CHANGE OR STOP. After a little of this I’m begging and pleading for his fingers inside me at the same time. They don’t need to thrust because everything is already so sensitive. He just slides his fingers in and does a slight “come here” type motion while continuing to use his mouth on my clit and I usually respond by coming quickly indeed!

Ask your girl while you are downtown, “Right here?” and have her guide you. And once she says “YES, right there,” don’t stop. Don’t change technique or location unless she asks you to. Too many times I have been right on the verge of cumming and the guy changes positions, my clit goes into spasms and I didn’t even get to enjoy it. Damn, that pisses me off.

A rigid pointy tongue is horrible, but a soft flat tongue is amazing.

Enjoy it! We always get more pleasure if we feel that the guy is REALLY having fun. If I see that my boyfriend is doing it under pressure, I won’t enjoy it either.

I like to lay on my back while he rests his head on my left leg and begins to kiss, lick and suck me. He purses his lips as if he is saying “OOOH” and grasps my clit with his mouth, thrusting his tongue through his lips and rolling it around my button. Sometimes he goes back and forth and then around, always doing this very gently at first, then with more pressure as I began to go crazy. In Asia they call this cunnilingus technique “polishing her pearl.”

My boyfriend does this thing right on the clit, kind of like he is saying “LA LA LA LA!” really fast and then slowly licks up every once in awhile. Oh my god! It’s great! People, I have had multiple orgasms from this little technique! And boys, I advise trying this on your girl!

I like it when my lover’s tongue slowly takes the tour of my labia then moves up to my clitoris, and while their tongue is concentrating there, their lower lip moist from saliva and my love juices is brushing gently around my perineum, with an occasional glance across my anus. It makes my asshole pucker and the sphincter response sends ripples through my vagina.

Just because she has cum does not mean that you are done. Don’t be afraid to give her clit a gentle massage with your tongue and lips as if you’re calming it down just to get all worked up again.

Make noises when you’re eating the pussy. You want her to believe that eating her pussy is the best thing you ever tasted. Think of your favorite food and pretend the pussy is just that.

That other girl was right about the “tongue fucking.” Generally tongues aren’t long enough to stimulate the area really well. The general entrance isn’t all that sensitive and it won’t really accomplish much. I’m not saying to only stick to the clit…by all means, have a wander, especially in the beginning. But just don’t spend too much time trying to “tongue fuck” unless you’re Gene Simmons.

I love it when my boyfriend hums on my pussy. No songs, just a hum. It feels like a vibrator while he is licking on my pussy

My boyfriend wasn’t confident he was getting the right spot to start with, so we found it helped to place a CD over my vagina so the hole matched the position of the clitoris. That way he couldn’t go wrong.

Some women like a consistent rhythm when getting eaten out. Don’t just dive in. Pay attention to where you are licking, how fast, and how your tongue is shaped when you do it. I personally find that a flat tongue against my clit at a steady pace (usually medium speed to start and gradually faster as I get closer to an orgasm) is most satisfying, especially if you are a beginner.

There is nothing worse than a guy who finds a licking technique that the woman likes and then changes his speed or tongue position mid-lick because he is afraid she is getting bored. Really your girl is just going to get frustrated and it is going to be harder to make her cum. If she acts as if she likes what you are doing - STICK WITH IT!!! Don’t change your technique because your guy friends tell you that it is best to try a bunch of tricks all in the same session. Just pay attention to her!

Focus on the clit! Guys usually just want to lick all over, but that’s never going to get the girl to orgasm anytime soon. Just focus on licking the clit in a solid motion or in circles, and then simultaneously finger her in her vagina. Do both of those at the same time, and she’ll be reaching orgasm and begging for more!

I like when my man spreads my legs wide then takes both hands to hold my lips apart while he licks around my pussy, gently flicking my clit, slowly at first then faster and faster until I cum. It drives me wild. It really makes me feel like he is so into eating me out and that there’s no other place he’d rather be.

We have something like 5 times the nerve endings as men do “down there.” So more pressure, more motion, etc., really isn’t more. It’s just distracting and/or painful.

As a woman, the best thing I can say is, don’t just start going at it! It is uncomfortable and it helps if you set the mood first. Teasing and blowing really feels good. Let your mouth do the work, not your hands!

I love it when my man uses ice cubes. He gets a cup and fills it full of ice and then slowly pushes them in one by one. When they’re in, he starts to lick and kiss my clit, and once they’re melted a little, he’ll suck them out one by one. It’s an amazing combination of the two temperatures and gives me an amazing orgasm.

Ask her what she wants! We are all different and like it different ways. What worked for your last lady might not be on the list for your next. I like a tongue soft and light on my clit until I tell you to suck it! WE will let you know what feels good. Just ask!

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workerbee57

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So Very True!

How to perform cunnilingus

There are many guides on the internet, posts on tumblr, and even published books that explain how to perform cunnilingus.

Gentlemen, let’s keep it simple, there are only three rules you have to remember when performing cunnilingus for your lady:

Make love to her pussy. Don’t be hesitant, don’t do it half hearted. No woman wants a man flying at half-mast, or meekly eating her out. Sure, you can (and probably should) start gradually. Kiss her lips, kiss her neck, nibble on her ears, kiss her breasts, and kiss your way down to her thighs. Tease her a bit, hold back a bit, and kiss her softly at first. Warm her up. But build up from there, lick her pussy from top to bottom, bury your face in her cunt, eat her like you are starving and she is the last meal on earth. If you are not licking her with a passion, showing her that you love her taste, love her smell, love the feel of her lips on your mouth and tongue, then you are doing it wrong. Do it with passion. Show her that you love, love, love eating her out. If you don’t, please send her to Mr. Fantasy.

Pay attention to her feedback. If she likes what you are doing, keep it up. If she isn’t into it, I don’t care what book told you to try it, move along! Be attentive to her needs. If she wants you to go slow, you will know. If she wants you to pick up the pace, then be a man and put it into gear. Her body will tell you, her moans will tell you, and maybe even her words will tell you. Listen!!!

There are no other rules. Mix it up. Grab her ass, finger her asshole if she is into it. Fondle her breasts, pinch her nipples. Finger her while you are licking her. There is no rule that says “you are performing cunnilingus therefore you shall only lick her.” No! Mix it up. If in doubt, re-read rule #2.

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Now You Know!

Terms & Definitions:

Swingers: Typically a couple in which both partners are allowed to engage in sexual activities with other men and women outside of their relationship, often referred to as “full swap.”

Hotwife: A wife who has her husband’s permission to engage in sexual activities with other men. Also the term used to describe the fantasy with the same scenario. In this relationship all extra marital activities are approved of by the husband. Trust, respect, and the couple’s love for each other are central to the relationship.

Cuckold: A man in a relationship with a woman who engages in sexual activities with other men and women outside of their relationship, usually with a level of cheating and or humiliation. -Cuckolding

Cuckoldress: The female half of a cuckold relationship. A woman who engages in sex with men other than her husband, usually imposing a level humiliation on her husband about her extra marital activities.

Vixen: One term used to describe a woman in a Hotwife relationship.

Stag: One term used to describe a strong male figure in a Hotwife relationship.

Cucky: A humiliating term used to describe a man in a cuckold relationship.

Bull: The name often given to a wife’s repeat lover in a hotwife or cuckold arrangement

Reclaim: A term used to describe the passionate sex couples often experience the first time they have sex after one of them has has sex with someone outside of their relationship.

Hall Pass: Often used to describe a onetime “free pass” given to one of the members in a relationship to enjoy one sexual encounter with a person outside of the relationship.

Half Open Marriage: Used to describe a relationship in which one member of the relationship has the other‘s permission to enjoy complete sexual freedom, while the one remains completely faithful.

Shared Wife: A wife whose husband “shares” her sexually with other men.

MFM: A three some involving two men and one woman. In this arrangement the men are straight and focus on the woman.

MMF: A three some involving two men and one woman in which the men are bi-sexual and engage in sexual activities with each other as well as the woman.

FMF: A three some involving two women and one man. In this arrangement the women are straight and focus on the man.

FFM: A three some involving two women and one man in which the women are bi-sexual and engage in sexual activities with each other as well as the man.

Humiliation: A sexual kink which usually involves the woman verbally abusing the man about his inadequacies and inability to satisfy her, most often because of his penis size or his lack of stamina.

Tease and Denial: One partner sexually teases and leads the other on, only to get them excited and then deny them sexual gratification.

Edging: Binging a person right to the edge of orgasm and then slowing or stopping sexual activities thus denying them the pleasure of orgasm.

Ruined Orgasm: Bringing a person right to the point of orgasm, and then stopping resulting in a weak orgasm. This is usually achieved through the use of oral sex or masturbation.

SPH: Small Penis Humiliation, verbal abuse used to humiliate a man about his lack of length and or girth.

Male Chastity: A kink in which the man is most often secured in a chastity device, referred to as a cock cage, and is denied the pleasures of sexual intercourse as well as masturbation. Couples who engage in this kink often try to push the boundaries of how long the man can go without sexual release. This fetish often includes a level of humiliation as well.

Cock Cage: A metal or plastic device which locks to secure the penis. It is used impede the man’s ability to masturbate as well as achieve a full erection without being release by his key holder.

Key Holder: Most often the wife of a man confined to a cock cage. The key holder has full authority over the man’s ability to and the frequency of orgasms allowed. Often the key holder will use time in the cock cage as a punishment for her dissatisfaction with something the man has said or done.

Pegging: Used to describe a fetish in which the female uses a sex toy or strap on to perform anal sex on her male partner.

Wife Breeding: A fetish in which the wife is involved in unprotected sex with men other than her husband. The men ejaculate in the wife, thus presenting the possibility of pregnancy by men other than the husband.

Clean Up: An activity in which the man cleans up a woman after she has had sex with another man. Most often this is done after a lover has ejaculated into the woman’s vagina and the woman’s partner performs oral sex on her licking up as much of the other man’s sperm as possible.

Sloppy Seconds: A term used to describe the act of having sex with a woman after she has already had sex with another man. Most often after the first man has ejaculated inside of the woman’s vagina creating a “sloppy” situation for the second man.

Size Queen: A woman who prefers man with very large penises. Often with minimum size requirements which must be met before she will engage in sexual intercourse with a man.

BBC: Big Black Cock, used to describe the oversized penis of a black man.

BWC: Big White Cock, used to describe the oversized penis of a white man.

Queen Of Spades: The name sometimes given to a white woman who prefers sex with black men, often with above average penises.

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