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polls lord of the rings tumblr polls lotr great british baking show elrond celebrimbor finrod silmarillion maglor galadriel feanor aredhel celebrian celeborn gil galad finrod felagund the silmarillion pippin took lotr pippin silm erenion gil galad finarfin

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NOOOOOO CRACKER BARREL GOLF PEG GAME I AM NOT AN EG-NA-RAY-MOOSE NOOOOOO PLEASE IM NOT AN IGNORAMUS NOOOOOOO

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writerthatcannotwrite

7 months ago

Gil-Galad: I'm having visions that I can't interpret!!

Elrond, certified Foresight Fella: oh, first time?

Galadriel, who's been plagued by foresight since the Trees: try looking into a water basin that might help

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the rings of power trop season 2 elrond trop silmarillion gil galad silm foresight

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writerthatcannotwrite

4 months ago

Fëanor and Nerdanel.

Fëanor sails for Middle Earth.

Nerdanel stays.

Fëanor is bonked by balrogs.

Nerdanel mourns.

No one mourns the wicked.

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lord of the rings lotr silmarillion feanor the silmarillion silm feanaro no one mourns the wicked nerdanel nerdanel x feanor feanor x nerdanel

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writerthatcannotwrite

5 months ago

Helo.

I have just had double stuff oreos for the first time.

I now firmly believe that they simply have TOO MUCH stuff.

Cannot imagine how crazy those mega stuff oreos are gonna be.

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writerthatcannotwrite

2 months ago

Learning about Robert e Lee and stonewall Jackson in class today and them dudes lookin a little gay

Teacher talking about how people would make PLATES with them hanging out on them, like girl c'mon.

Definitely not true, but the musings in usa history go a lil wild.

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GAY american civil war

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writerthatcannotwrite

9 months ago

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15 I think that Celeborn would just be quiet and read a dictionary or something or maybe the most gruesome and violent action book in all of history or 16 I feel like Elrond would watch a really good movie and not mind me asking to put on the subtitles

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writerthatcannotwrite

6 months ago

My fanfic about a guinea pig and Lord Celebrimbor of Eregion:

archiveofourown.org

One Small Wave - Chapter 1 - CzarinaSnickle - The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of O

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

And here are a few memes for it:

My Fanfic About A Guinea Pig And Lord Celebrimbor Of Eregion:

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writerthatcannotwrite

2 weeks ago

Thoughts on this:

Carpe diem = sieze the day

Carpals/ metacarpals = bones in the hand

"Carpe diem" and "carpals" have a similar root.

"Carpe" is presumably "to sieze" and you use the hand, and consequently the bones in the hand, to grab something.

Grab = sieze

Therefore, the carpals are used to Carpe diem.

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phineas and ferb this is “phineas and ferb” bc there was this entire episode where they were singing about carpe diem i think it was the caveman episode but i dont remember i also have no knowledge whatsoever about latin or whatever language “carpe diem” is derived from

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writerthatcannotwrite

4 months ago

Hera from War of the Rohirrim is aroace. This is canon. She literally says she'll be the bride of no man, and when asked who she's pledged to, she says "Death." Fucking metal. Fucking aroace power move. Fucking icon. That is all.

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writerthatcannotwrite

7 months ago

PLEASEEE I WANT THE CELEBRIMBANNER