In Another Life, I Would Have Really Just Liked Doing Laundry And Taxes With You.

Ultracook

A burger hits the sizzling pan as grease bubbles from it, it is then taken by spatula and placed upon a bun before being drenched in a viscouse red liquid. The top bun is placed upon the soaked burger and served, a robotic voice cries out: "One blood burger for one Mr.Soldier.". A soldier husk walks up to the counter and puts a handful of coins on the counter before grabbing the burger and walking away. V1 confidently says aloud "Great, thats one more succesful sale, who's next?" as they look upon the empty parkinglot infront of their burger truck. save for the soldier attempting to eat the burger without a mouth.

Okay but why does Viktor look like an Ultrakill Mannequin?

skirts should be the size of a belt

REBLOG IF YOU BELIEVE @i-give-you-a-fish IS THE ONE WHO SHOT JFK ‼️

a moment of tenderness at the end of all things

partially inspired by this lovely comic by @notnoyoroh. also inspired by the song itself.

Video description & gabv1el thoughts here.

prolly not finishing this lol

uk — what thou DOTH. 💜

… too niche?

I need V1 and V2.

Fish bite more during rain because they can sense their domain expanding. Their arrogance leads to their downfall.