she/they,we make hp stuff
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pulling stunts that strengthen the public’s perception of gay people as satanic perverts is a shitty thing to do. the end
heard this woman called joanne rowling wrote a longass fanfiction about my ocs remus and sirius? weird that she didn't get permission from me first :/
philosopher’s stone: no direct mention of sirius but hagrid gives harry a photo album with pictures of his parents and you know sirius is being actively handsome in at least a third of them (5/10)
chamber of secrets: a hollow, empty book (-10/10)
prisoner of azkaban: uncle vernon disapproves of sirius’ hair at the beginning of the book which means it looks sufficiently punk rock even after twelve years in prison. harry thinks sirius looks handsome in the photo from his parent’s wedding day and hp is super pissed off at that point so it must be an objective fact; other than that not a great time for sirius or his #look (7/10)
goblet of fire: sirius looks good even when his face is made of flames. feels true and right. (8/10)
order of the phoenix: an entire flashback devoted to the “casual elegance” of sirius’ hair and how good-looking he is. at one point he looks “rather haughty and bored, but very handsomely so”. excellent stuff jkr. would get full marks except for my inability to accept the end of this book (9.5/10)
half-blood prince: one can only hope that sirius is keeping it fresh up in wizard heaven but who can say for sure (2/10)
deathly hallows: sirius is described as carelessly handsome in a photo, although im personally skeptical about how careless it was. ghost sirius is tall and handsome, as per usual. (8/10)
I did not write this, but I second it
thinking about werewolves and the concept of becoming a monster and discovering that something savage and uncontrollable exists within you and the potential that has to be a liberating narrative about growth and change and courage rather than a story about controlling and concealing it
can you talk about being intersex and cis? how do you know if you're cis or trans when you're intersex? i promise this isn't meant to be rude i'm just a little confused as to how gender works when you're intersex. thank you so much. <3
I’m cis because I’m afab and still identify as a woman. If I was afab and identified any other way, I’d be trans. I’m intersex because my body itself has a mixed bag of secondary sex characteristics and hormones.
The label “intersex” itself isn’t a gender identity as much as it’s a way for people with mixed or ambiguous sex characteristics to define that experience. There are cis men and women who are intersex, trans people of every kind as well. I’m sure there are intersex people who just identify as intersex entirely but most intersex people I’ve met still identify as male, female, or nonbinary. Because your body doesn’t determine your gender identity.
Also, the opposite of intersex is perisex. You can be cis or trans, while being intersex or perisex. If you’re not intersex, you are perisex.
hey anon. Yes. Here he is
If atyd not canon why does it make more sense than the entire hp saga?
(spoiler alert if you haven’t read it yet (GO AND DO SO)
“Oh good, a Potter. Dad told me not to talk to you.” - Sirius Black
“From this day forward, we are The Marauders!” - Sirius Black
“You should be a teacher, Remus.” - James Potter
That Sirius Black grin. - Remus Lupins
“I think she’s probably only annoyed because they’re muggle girls, she couldn’t care less that they’ve got their tits out.“ - Sirius Black
“Never look at another bloke a bit too long? Never get that feeling about a film star, or a teacher?” - Grant Chapman
“Anything for our Moony.” - Sirius Black
Oh god. I fancy Sirius Black. - Remus Lupin
“Morning, your prefect-ness,” - Sirius Black
“ We’vebecomeanimagus’ …” - James Potter
“You’re so brave, Remus.” - Peter Pettigrew
“You were beautiful.” - Sirius Black
“She’s got the best tits in the year. That’s very respectable.” - Sirius Black
James ‘oi, Evans!’ Potter - Remus Lupin
Just now, he wanted to be whatever Sirius needed. - Remus Lupin
I’m a great friend, me. All I think about is Sirius. Sirius’s safety. Sirius’s happiness. Sirius’s hands, Sirius’s neck, Sirius’s mouth, Sirius throwing me down on the bed and— - Remus Lupin
“You know when you just can’t get ‘em out of your mind, and in your head it’s great, and everything’s going the way you want - but then they’re there, in front of you, and… well it all goes to shit, because she’s just so much more spectacular in real life, y’know?” - James Potter
“Oopsie daisy!” - Barty Crouch Jr.
“I forgot I have to share my boyfriend with his boyfriends.” - Mary MacDonald
“Don’t worry about me, sweetheart. I always land on me feet.” - Grant Chapman
When the war’s over, you’ll still be a queer werewolf with a chip on your shoulder. - Remus Lupin
“Godric save the girls stupid enough to marry any of you.” - Lily Evans to James Potter
“You’ll never leave me for a girl, will you, Moony?” - James Potter
“You’re lovely.” - Sirius Black
“I’ll never forget you stomping onto the train in those boots.” - Sirius Black
“You’re not a dark creature. You’re our Moony.” - James Potter
“You were loved, my little Remus, I pray you haven’t forgotten it.” - Hope Jenkins
“I bloody love you lot. You’re all my best friends,” - Marlene McKinnon
“I’m gay.” - Remus Lupin
“It’s going to be a matter of historical interest, future generations will need to know what miraculous feats you had to perform in order to finally convince Evans to–” - Sirius Black
Sirius in the sea was his new favourite thing to look at. - Remus Lupin
“I’m going to know everything about you, one day, I promise.” - Sirius Black
‘EAT THE RICH’ - the graffiti behind Grant Chapman
“Tell me a secret.” - Sirius Black
“I’ve no doubt you’ll have a classroom of your own, one day, young Lupin!” _ Professor Flitwick
“Moony is our criminal mastermind. Without him, we wouldn’t be the legends we are today.” - James Potter
“And I’m mental about you.” - Sirius Black
“I am always Sirius.” - Sirius Black
“But if we can keep being happy together, and making eachother happy… then good. Brilliant. If it’s Sirius for you, and you for him, then brilliant.” - Lily Evans
“Oh Moony! You kill me. What happened to that rough little yob I used to know?” // “Some posh boy taught him to read.” - Sirius Black & Remus Lupin
“There’s something a bit sexy about the whole beast-man thing, though” - Mary MacDonald
"He’s a good kisser, isn’t he? But then, you were too, I seem to remember.” - Mary MacDonald
I think you’re beautiful, the only beautiful person I’ve ever seen. I love your voice and everything to do with you, down to your clothes or the room you are sitting in. I adore you. - Remus Lupin
"I’m away for a week and the castle turns into an orgy! What a load of queers.” - Marlene McKinnon
“That’s ok, because love not something you say. It’s something you do. Right?” - Sirius Black
"I’m always in a dark mood.” - Remus Lupin
“Hello… er, I mean… welcome, everyone, to the Hogwarts Quidditch cup final, 1978…” - Remus Lupin (this whole entire scene is a masterpiece”
“Remus ‘fuck-me-we-won’ Lupin.” - Sirius Black
“James ‘hangover free since ‘73’ Potter.” - Remus Lupin
“Love. It’s the only thing you get to take with you, you know.” - Hope Jenkins
“And… your mum? How’s she?” // “Dying.” // “Bummer” - Grant Chapman & Remus Lupin
“Love you.” - Remus Lupin
"It’s my patronus thought, this place.” - Sirius Black
“We’re getting married!” - Lily Evans
"Bloody feminist hero, Evans.” - Marlene McKinnon
“I don’t bite. Often.” - Remus Lupin
“It’s a boy!” - James Potter
How could there be a world without James Potter? You might as well picture a world without kindness, or laughter, or mischief. - Remus Lupin
“No one owes you a happy life.” // “But you owe yourself one, love.” - Remus Lupin & Grant Chapman
“Be gentle with yourself, love.” - Mary MacDonald
“Maybe. But she wants to make him immortal, and Odysseus wants to get back to Penelope. Calypso isn’t his true love.” - Remus Lupin
“Accio Marlboro’s” - Remus Lupin
All the Young Dudes “Like magnets, you and me. Always snap back together again.” - Grant Chapman
"He’s special to me , and if you’re not man enough to be kind to him, then you don’t deserve him. He’s been waiting for you. He’s never stopped waiting. He won’t say it, because Remus doesn’t say stuff like that. But he feels it. He feels everything, you must know that.” - Grant Chapman
“Look; you had him at his best, ok? I had his worst. And I was glad to do it. I have one part of him.” - Grant Chapman
"You’ve been my little bit of magic.” - Grant Chapman
“But shouldn’t life last longer, if it can be like this?” - Remus Lupin
“Ooh, teenage me would be so jealous, getting Remus Lupin in my bedroom!” - Sirius Black
“I think at this point, there’s only love and hate. (…) Love or hate, I s’pose. You make a choice. ” // “Love.”
LMFAOOOOOOO favourite part in the entire fic
Chris turning Lockhart into JELLY? LIKE A GIANT MF JELLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHARMS CLASSROOM
AND THEN MCGONAGALL'S LIKE AIGHT WHAT
AND HE AND REMUS ARE LIKE IDK PROFESSOR WE JUST FOUND LOCKHART LIKE THIS AND SHES LIKE
HOW DO YOU KNOW ITS LOCKHART IF YOU WERENT THE ONES WHO DID IT
AND REMUS DEADASS SAYS WELL IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE HIM DOESNT IT AKSVSMDVD
AND MCGONAGALL PUNISHING REMUS WITH HAVING TO BE THE QUIDDITCH COMMENTATOR
AND HIM NOT KNOWING SHIT ABOUT SHIT
AND CALLING REGULUS "REGGIE" AND SIRIUS "THE GOOD BLACK" AND SSKBS
"FUCK ME WE WON"
MCGONAGALL GETTING ANGRY AT HIM SWEARING THE WHOLE GAME AND TAKING THE MICROPHONE FROM HIM DIRECTLY WHEN THE GAME FINISHES
Look, I know a good number of you are from the US and things aren't amazing there either, but my country is literally on the brink of collapse. So I'd love it if we could talk about that for a minute.
If you can't do anything else, please just read and reblog.
A second COVID wave has taken out the healthcare system. There are no more hospital beds. There's an oxygen shortage. There's a critical vaccine shortage. The Central Government has thrown its hands up and is passing the baton to the State Governments to do what they can.
There are over 16 million covid cases. A record 330,000 new cases reported yesterday - comparable to the US at its peak. 187,000 dead as of today.
There is no plan.
Mass cremations are taking place. The cremation grounds are running day and night and they are short on wood. People are watching their loved ones die while waiting for a hospital bed, and then they're unable to give them the proper burial rights.
Hospitals are overwhelmed. Patients are being confined, two to a bed. They're the lucky ones.
We are on the verge of people dying in the streets.
This is the second-most populous country in the world. The largest democracy. A country that encapsulates over 15,000 years of recorded human history and has endured everything from famine to invasion to colonisation.
We might be at the end. This might be the thing that does us in.
People are dying.
People are dying.
People are dying and there is no plan.
More good news? Variants are popping up. A double mutation strain has shown up. It is resistant to current vaccines. This will not go away. This is the devastation they warned of when the anti-maskers were out protesting the minor inconvenience of covering their face in public.
My country is on the verge of an emergency state. Our government has failed us. This is as dire a situation as it ever could be.
Look. I don't do much with my life. I write fics, some of you have read them and that's pretty much it. I spend my days with my head in the clouds because that's where I like to be.
But two days ago, my grandmother tested positive, had to be taken to hospital and the ambulance caught fire.
She barely made it to the urgent care she needs.
So, here I am, using whatever meager platform I have to cobble this request together. Because I have to do something.
If you can, donate.
Or spread the word.
Help. Please.
Oh my god. Did Voldemort wear shoes? Cause walking around barefoot while trying to kill a teenager doesn’t seem very effective.
Is he a Doc Martens kind of guy??? Converse??? Birkenstocks???
i got the library with lily, so cute!
pick a color and get a marauders playlist (i spend way too much time making these lmaoo)
red
orange
green
blue
purple
pink // pink
black
fuck you peter pettigrew, james and lily potter would have loved mamma mia 1 and 2
i finally finished this recs list!! (well, i’ll keep adding fics as i read more, but it’s completed enough that i feel comfortable sharing) there’s 70+ fics on it!
almost all the ships featured are in the tags
(+ pls reblog if you like so more ppl see this <3)
i wouldnt dislike all these lgbt pride flags if they at least looked cool instead of a bunch of gay color stripes. we need pride flags that look like heavy metal album covers. with like skeletons driving motorcycles and waving guns around. i want a flag that’ll make your balls drop and grow hair on your chest when you look at it
villains who are like. shitty to kids are automatically irredeemable
The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.
ofc ofc
always!!
- @nopunattempted
i’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now
James likes to be very affectionate to his partners, so he will hold them and kiss on them in public. He is NOT scared of PDA.
When he dated Lily, she wasn’t really bothered by it, but she found it annoying in an affectionate way. Like he would kiss on her and she would try to push his face away while rolling her eyes and laughing.
Regulus is a completely different story.
Considering his family consisted of people who didn’t like to touch one another and anytime they did it was for violence, Regulus doesn’t like people touching him, but he’s also EXTREMELY touched starved (let me just project onto him real quick).
When James is affectionate with him, Regulus is awkward about it and kind of moves away. James takes this as a hint that Regulus doesn’t like it, and because James is not an asshole and respects people’s boundaries, he stops touching him. In reality, Regulus just didn’t know what to do and isn’t used to it, but he slightly enjoyed the affection. Now, since James refuses to touch him and Regulus knows that that’s how he shows his love, Regulus thinks that James doesn’t love him anymore and is now spiraling down the rabbit hole of “what did I do wrong? Why does everyone always leave me? Why am I never good enough?” Also, Regulus doesn’t know how to express his feelings to James about this, leading to a LOT of miscommunications.
BUT this can all be fixed when Regulus finally loses it and breaks down because he believes James doesn’t love him anymore. James expresses how he thought Regulus didn’t want him to touch him and Regulus says it’s the opposite, and now James CANNOT stop touching Regulus in some sort of way. Sirius hates it because that’s his little baby brother, damn it!
all the movies and tv shows over the next few years that will have to decide if they’re canon compliant or a canon divergence no plague au