AHHH MARC WOULD ASK STEVE IF HE COULD SAY THIS TI THIER S/O

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Moonknight x reader incorrect quotes- pt. 1

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Steven: Good morning.

Marc: Good morning.

Layla: Good morning.

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jake: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Steven: You’re a loose cannon, Marc.

Marc: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Layla: I think you play by your own rules.

Y/N: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Steven: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Marc: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Jake is a loose cannon.

Jake: *smashes a chair*

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Steven: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Marc: Rude.

Layla: That’s fair.

Y/N: Again? Jake!

Jake: Are you going to want this back, Y/N?

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Steven: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jake: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Layla: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Y/N: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Marc: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Steven: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Marc: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Jake: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Y/N: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Marc: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Jake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Khonshu, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Khonshu: Where’s Marc, Steven, and Y/N?

Jake, hiding Marc and Steven, and Y/N in the trunk of his taxi: They’re playing hide and seek.

Khonshu: Where?

Jake: I don’t think you get how this game works.

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Marc: Are we really going to let Steven keep Layla?

Jake: We kept Y/n.

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Steven: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Marc: Tubular AF!

Layla: Mood to the max!

Y/N, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Jake, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Steven: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Marc: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!

Layla: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Y/N: I knew I lost those morals somewhere!

Jake: My moral code, is that you?

Steven:

Steven: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Steven: Anyone d-

Marc: Depressed?

Layla: Drained?

Y/N, Anubis’ avatar: Dead?

Jake: Disliked?

Steven: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people …

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Steven, banging on the door: Marc! Open up!

Marc: Well, it all started when I was a kid…

Jake: No, he meant-

Y/N: Let him finish.

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Jake, used to Y/N’s bullshit: Dammit, Y/N!

Y/N, who has done about 20 things since waking up: What?! It wasn’t me!

Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Marc!

Marc: Not me either.

Jake: Oh…Then who set the apartment on fire?

Steven, who had a nightmare and kicked a candle into the curtains : *whistles*

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Y/N: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jake, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Y/N: This is such a bad idea.

Jake: Then why are you coming along?

Y/N: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Y/N: And I love you.

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Y/N, defending Jake and himself: Okay. I get it. We’ve had a really hard time lately, we’re stressed out, seven people died-

Anubis: Twelve, actually.

Y/N: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now, and really whose fault is that?

Anubis: Yours!

Y/N, cleaning the blood off his suit's claws: That’s right: no one’s.

loputyn ( Jessica Cioffi )

It's time to see

Okay so intro

Mix of SFW/NSFW

(Because for some reason a lot of people text me)

My name is Lily Bell like lily of the valley, I am 18 years old. (Born May 16, 2006)

I am autistic! (So get to the point if you try to contact me)

I’m 5’3ft

I go by he/she pronouns

I am bisexual, poly with an amazing boyfriend🩷

I am a switch

I’m an artist

I’m a reality shifter

I’m a nerd (moonknight, Star Wars, Daredevil, etc.)

And now kinks because I like 18+ things on here

💚 blood, masks, hands, somo, cnc, I am vanilla at times because I just want to be loved by a good man or woman

Also a win for anyone interested if you look like Oscar Isaac I will love you and match your energy

❌piss, incest, pro shipping, scat/ i just hate body fluids that aren’t cum and blood Okay? Okay. Feet I really am uncomfortable with them, age play, old old men— I see y’all and I hate y’all. Also old women, i just don’t like old people 💀

PLEASE THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

I never thought about Khonshu's pov, but if all I'm seeing is this, I'd be calling them worm too 💀

Just because

Going through my dash, I don't think I'm the only one who needs this...

people who draw/write jake as the 'evil alter' are insane. this guy??? friend guy????? the most caring and kind alter????? leave him alone.

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