I Really Really Hate Being Mentally Ill. It Feels Like My Brain Is Ripping In Half As A Star Explodes

Moonknight x reader incorrect quotes- pt. 1

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Steven: Good morning.

Marc: Good morning.

Layla: Good morning.

Y/N: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Jake: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Steven: You’re a loose cannon, Marc.

Marc: No, I’m not. I’m a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?

Layla: I think you play by your own rules.

Y/N: No way, he thinks rules were made to be broken.

Steven: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.

Marc: No, I’m just a reckless renegade. Jake is a loose cannon.

Jake: *smashes a chair*

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Steven: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Marc: Rude.

Layla: That’s fair.

Y/N: Again? Jake!

Jake: Are you going to want this back, Y/N?

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Steven: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Jake: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Layla: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Y/N: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Marc: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Steven: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Marc: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Jake: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Y/N: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Marc: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Jake: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Khonshu, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Khonshu: Where’s Marc, Steven, and Y/N?

Jake, hiding Marc and Steven, and Y/N in the trunk of his taxi: They’re playing hide and seek.

Khonshu: Where?

Jake: I don’t think you get how this game works.

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Marc: Are we really going to let Steven keep Layla?

Jake: We kept Y/n.

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Steven: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one!

Marc: Tubular AF!

Layla: Mood to the max!

Y/N, annoyed: Groovy, I hate it.

Jake, just as annoyed: If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Steven: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

Marc: Self-esteem, haven’t seen you in years!

Layla: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Y/N: I knew I lost those morals somewhere!

Jake: My moral code, is that you?

Steven:

Steven: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Steven: Anyone d-

Marc: Depressed?

Layla: Drained?

Y/N, Anubis’ avatar: Dead?

Jake: Disliked?

Steven: -done with their work… what is wrong with you people …

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Steven, banging on the door: Marc! Open up!

Marc: Well, it all started when I was a kid…

Jake: No, he meant-

Y/N: Let him finish.

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Jake, used to Y/N’s bullshit: Dammit, Y/N!

Y/N, who has done about 20 things since waking up: What?! It wasn’t me!

Jake: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Marc!

Marc: Not me either.

Jake: Oh…Then who set the apartment on fire?

Steven, who had a nightmare and kicked a candle into the curtains : *whistles*

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Y/N: You know, I’m starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jake, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Y/N: This is such a bad idea.

Jake: Then why are you coming along?

Y/N: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

Y/N: And I love you.

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Y/N, defending Jake and himself: Okay. I get it. We’ve had a really hard time lately, we’re stressed out, seven people died-

Anubis: Twelve, actually.

Y/N: Not the point. Look, they’re dead now, and really whose fault is that?

Anubis: Yours!

Y/N, cleaning the blood off his suit's claws: That’s right: no one’s.

How could I live any other way?

Silly doodling type of day

Thank the lord that TV Girl aren't with paramount music or who ever the fuck took down half the music from tik tok cuz i can't have my Basil edit being taken from me 💕💕

GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY....

MKsystem and Hyperfixations

We're all aware of Steven's fixation on Ancient Egypt, but what about the other two? (Can't have just one autistic alter in a system).

Marc's: Astronomy. He'd have some books stacked on Steven's desk. Random space/NASA magnets would litter the fridge, and maybe there'd even be a small telescope set up at their window.

Jake's: Cars. Definitely a ton of Hot Wheels cars still in their packets carefully placed on shelves... and he'd probably have even more if Marc and Steven gave him the chance. Random pictures of cars he'd seen on the street in their phone gallery.

Once they're all aware of each other, they'd start making the apartment more their's, instead of just Steven's.

the cg urge to help a little get ready with nostalgic 2000s music playing in the background...

yes baby i'd love to sit on the floor with you n curl ur hair. of course you can have some glitter for ur face so we match!! no i don't mind if you have a spray of my perfume :) ohh you look so stylish!! give me a spin!!

don't forget a snack before we go!!

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Warning- high nsfw, talk of shifting realities, and me losing it

God I hate being so needy, because I’m trying to reality shift and all I can think about is Steven fucking the depression out of me _~_ fuuuck but I want him to. Or just one of OI characters fucking me. Me shaking and moaning as they fuck and use my virgin pussy as I hold onto them damn near for dear life.

God because imagine Laurent fucking into you full Nelson style as Jonathan rubs your clit praising you for taking Laurent so well…

AHHHHH FUCK-!!