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The Zodiac Signs as Warriors from "The Iliad"/Trojan War

ARIES: Achilles –Demigod & Main Hero of “The Iliad”

–Best & Fastest Greek Warrior (had divine assistance)

–Powerful, Implacable, Violent, Noble, Devoted, Gifted

TAURUS: Big Aias/Ajax

–Cousin to Achilles & King of Salamis

–Physically Strongest Greek Warrior (had divine assistance)

–Stable, Jealous, Dedicated, Slow, Protective, Can Snap in Temper

GEMINI: Little Aias/Ajax

–King of Locris & Companion of Big Aias

–Second Fastest Warrior of Greeks (had divine assistance)

–Quick, Staunch, Volatile, Devious, Multiple Personalities, Energetic

CANCER: Aeneas

–Trojan Demigod & Hector’s Brother-in-Law

–Hero of “The Aeneid” & Eventual Founder of Rome (had divine assistance)

–Pious, Family-Oriented, Moody, Nostalgic, Defensive, Committed

LEO: Agamemnon

–Greek Commander-in-Chief & Richest King of Mycenae

–Best “Natural Warrior” (only one to never need direct physical help from Gods in battle but his prowess can almost match Achilles’)

–Mighty, Proud, Generous, Egotistical, Competitive, Destructive

VIRGO: Odysseus

–Greek King of Ithaca & Best Councillor/Tactician

–Hero of “The Odyssey” (had divine assistance)

–Clever, Practical, Sneaky, Critical, Resourceful, Manipulative

LIBRA: Paris

–Hector’s Younger Brother & Prince of Troy (had divine assistance)

– Best Archer & Most Handsome of Trojans

–Beautiful, Reckless, Loving, Passive, Diplomatic, Lazy

SCORPIO: Diomedes

–King of Argos & Hero of “Sons of the Seven Against Thebes” War

–Only Hero to Wound Two Gods, Aphrodite & Ares (had divine assistance)

–Brave, Loyal, Impulsive, Ruthless, Industrious, Stealthy

SAGITTARIUS: Teucer

–Big Ajax’s Half-Brother, but Cousin to Hector of Troy (on mother’s side)

–Best Greek Archer (had some divine assistance)

–Blunt, Skilled, Tempermental, Faithful, Restless, Adventurous

CAPRICORN: Hector

–Heir & Best Warrior of Troy

–Anti-Hero of “The Iliad” (had divine assistance)

–Dutiful, Pessimistic, Ambitious, Ill-Fated, Steadfast, Relentless

AQUARIUS: Helenus

–Trojan Prince & Brother of Hector, Paris, & Cassandra

–Has Prophetic Powers & One of Few Trojan Survivors

–Humane, Far-Sighted, Detached, Ingenious, Rebellious

PISCES: Patroclus

–Achilles’ Companion/Probable Lover

–Best of Myrmidons (soldiers of Achilles) (had some divine assistance)

–Gentle, Emotional, Intuitive, Self-Destructive, Underestimated

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Wilbur tweeted!

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

I think you lot are severely underestimating the power of "God I love him but he's so stupid sometimes" when it comes to jaymelvik. Vik and Mel love Jayce for his brilliance and stupidity. You cannot tell me that Mel didn't care about Viktor either. Because also. That's part of Mel's character. She may use people, but she always cares about them. She might use you but she won't let you sink.

And she did fall in love with Jayce. I don't think she was expecting to. But the ways in which she did likely scared her for a moment before accepting. She couldn't accept Jayce without Viktor either because of how close they are as friends. Literal package deal. It's also obviously those two would lead to romance because. Look at them, c'mon now. And she already accepted that. Honestly think if all that didn't happen, she would have started inviting Viktor to go places with them. He'd be included in dinners. And it would have started as business meetings but quickly turned to just hanging out. Mel and Viktor would have loved each other too. Because all three of them scheme. None of them would have wanted any others to be kept at arms length from the other for similar and different reasons. They wouldn't have picked one over the other, they'd just pick all three of themselves. It would be difficult at times, cause all couples butt heads. But again, none would want any others to feel like they'd be less important, because all of them have had to deal with that. For these three it's literally just natural. It doesn't work for other characters...because they are other characters..? Idk I just think it's obvious they'd all tie into each other well. Bothers me that Mel gets painted as only manipulative black woman who never really loved Jayce, has no cares for anyone but herself, while jayvik is like some holy sacred thing with no issues.

Jayce you better go get your damn wife from wherever the hell she is then take your ass to the undercity and pick up your damn husband, he is naked and becoming jesus. Thank you..