I’m Thinking Of Adding More Movies To My “tumblr’s Favorite Movies” Letterboxd List, So Put In

a ranking of crowley hair

1. eden, 4004 bc. it’s okay. he’s getting the hang of hair. not entirely sure what he wants to do with it yet. fun curls, kinda snakey. not bad, necessarily, but not quite there yet. 7/10

2. mesopotamia, 3004 bc. better! just look at those braids! still waiting for people to invent mirrors, i guess, or maybe just putting the braids wherever he feels like it when he’s bored. either way, it’s a good gay look. 9/10

3. golgotha, 22 ad. again, not much has changed. no more visible braids, but the hood! he’s adding to the drama! you really can’t go wrong with hood and long hair drama. 8/10

4. rome, 41 ad. NOW things are getting shaken up. gay and impulsively cut all his hair off. but it’s not good! please stop. extra points for the fun little crown. 2/10

5. the kingdom of wessex, 537 ad. no visible hair. 1/10 for helmet

6. the globe theatre, 1601. the hair? not bad. flowy. has good volume, good waves. the beard? noooooo. 4/10

7. paris, 1793. STOP. just STOP. mr crowley sir go back to your room and redo your hair this minute. 0/10

8. st. james’s park, 1862. he gets points for the top hat. and those sunglasses? iconic. but he gets minus so many points for the sideburns. 3/10

9. london, 1941. good hat, though it covers his hair, making it hard to judge. likely it’s just short and slicked back. not bad, but boring. 5/10

10. soho, 1967. i will admit, the more i look at it, the more this one looks kinda cute in a lesbian way. or maybe it’s the pathos of “you go too fast for me” he has to deal with that’s getting to me. whatever the case, 1967 crowley hair is doing okay. 7/10

11. demon disco dancing, 1970s. ahhhhhh. someone please make him shave. extra pity point for his dancing. 2/10

12. london, 2007. good, good, much improved. cute and ready to party. 9/10

13. nanny, 2012. he’s obviously putting in some real effort here. he knows what he thinks nannies should look like and he’s going hard for it. unfortunately what he thinks is a good nanny look is not entirely flattering on him, but he’s trying. 6/10 for effort

14. not nanny, 2012. okay now THIS. THIS is the pinnacle of crowley hair. just LOOK at that little half bun barely constrained by the hair tie. it’s cute! it’s fun! it’s flirty! peak hairstyle for trying to tempt your boyfriend into running his fingers through to pull it out of its confines.100/10

15. present day. well, he looks like david tennant. i mean he is david tennant, and this is david tennant’s actual hair, but there’s just something about this sort of sticky uppy hairstyle that is inextricable from doctor who for me. still, obviously it isn’t a bad look for him. 8/10

16. this one’s just sad and gay. 10/10 for somebody to love

well shit.

do any other gomens fans end up in a situation where you have to explain gomens to someone who doesn't know jack shit about it and are faced with the reality that you have no fucking clue how to explain the shitshow that your brain has become

He wants to laugh at the irony, he really does, as he lets Potter brand his arm and override the dark mark with a new one.

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(hey i managed to finish this just in time for valentine!) i’ve been listening to some harry/draco audiofics and was inspired to paint a little something as thanks to the hp fandom, since i can’t actually write and all. Thank you guys for your work!

in case i die? more like in case i cry. in case i fall to my knees sobbing in a gas station parking lot

sooo ig i have prinxiety parents-???💀💅

Just thinking about Parent Archetype HCs (with input from the co-conspirator)…

Remus - Chaotic, Fun, A Little Too Lenient/Libertine

Roman - Negligent, Distracted, Crotchety

Logan - Strict, Hard Ass, Still Cares

Virgil - Neurotic, Overprotective, Helicopter Parent

Janus - Spoil Kids Rotten, Enabler, Dramatic

Patton - The Only Balanced Parent Of Group

I drew more girls bc .. I like girls

FRRRR

I'm sorry, Mirko ripped off her own fucking arm so she could kick Shigaraki's teeth in and she's only ranked Number Five????

"Sounds like"

I must say, interesting choice of words, Mr Gaiman.

thank you so much for the new season, it was amazing and as sad as it was i loved the ending.

i was just wondering on a second rewatch about if the clock in the background of the kiss scene changing by 15 minutes was a continuity error or intentional?

i hate get caught up in minor details when they weren't intended. i doubt it was since you've always been so intentional in ever minor detail of the story but would love any answer you can give.

thank you!!

Sounds like a continuity error to me, I'm afraid.

Dear Ed: things are terrible.