Fucking Monstrosity Of A Colab With My Brother, Who Is Older Than Me

OMG saw your last two asks and yep that sounds like my oc!! I really like your analysis and it is giving me inspiration as to where i'll take this story (BUT... i havent actually READ homestuck in a hot minute/last five-ish years so i need to scourge the wiki and comic for worldbuilding shenanigans). the contributor of expression can create pocket dimensions.. interesting 👀 /pos As per the pre-scratch team, I'm cool with the analysis being somewhat "inaccurate" as homestuck is complex and exploring multiple classpects, esp fanon combined, is challenging! So feel free to take your time on this one, you can do whatever you want as long as you feel its fun and comfortable: Pre-scratch team (my post scratch canon classpects still in the works but im thinking of making the session doomed + chaotic so expect maybe a thief, witch, rogue etc - just classpects i havent done yet ;D ) : 1.) Mage of Time / Combined Classpect: Victim of Neuron (Mage of Time + Heir of Mind) 2.) Knight of Space / Combined Classpect: Contributor of Expression 3.) Maid of Life / [not sure yet, but likely] Combined Classpect: Artist of Recovery (Maid of Life + Sylph of Heart) 4.) Heir of Heart / [not sure yet, likely but needs more confirmation] Combined Classpect: Suitor of Loathing (Heir of Heart + Witch of Rage) 5.) Page of Light / Combined Classpect: Anarchist of Prosperity (Page of Light + Rogue of Hope) I apologize for this is a long message. Take your time and tackle this however way you like! Thank you again ☀️ - DoH anon

hgsfgdkvsdnk SO EXCITED FOR MY FIRST SESSION ANALYsIS Hbafnafa

if you want individual analyses for any of the classpects i haven't already done pleassee ask <333

5 playersss

Victim of Neuron

Contributor of Expression

Artist of Recovery

Suitor of Loathing

Anarchist of Prosperity

Yoo! you have the two big important aspects >:3 space and time

contributor will def be the one to breed genesis frog when/ if they get to that.

when it comes to fighting you strongest players would be your contributor and your suitor. weakest in a fight would be your Artist.

while you team may not be the best in a fight but at least they'll get along (for the most part) there might be a couple small fights and certain players might especially dislike each other.

honestly you're players seem pretty well suited for their jobs, as long as nothing get's in their way or if they dont end up fighting over something I think their session would be successful w/o any outside interferance (which seeing they're prescratch, there prolly would be lmaoo )

SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG IVE HAD SCHOOL AND OTHER ISSUES COME UP SO SO SORRY<3333

Hi! It's the Doctor of History anon and I wanna say you hit the nail on the head on that analysis, and it's very accurate for me.

I'm VERY tempted to ask you to analyze my oc sburb session but it'd be handling 5 characters at once (and that's for the pre-scratch session, lol).

Unless you're interested in that, may I ask you instead to do the Knight of Expression (breath+space), please ?

Thank you so much and have a good one! :) - DoH anon 🔆🌌

hi DoH anon ^^ I have NO CLUE how to do session analysis, but I can figure it out over the week and work on that if you want, but warning if you DO want that, it might suck and/or be inaccurate (;^w^) but it's ABSOLUTELY something I am willing to try if you decide you would not hate if I were to accidentally butcher it (alsoo thank youu)

------------Knight of Expression------------

(og combined classes by @superxstarzz!!)

The knight of expression serves and aspect through an aspect for others

Knights (in general) are people who just cant leave things as they are. The expression bound part might mean they wont let their friends get stuck in situations that might not be the safest, or might put themselves into situations that they could easily avoid all because they see someone being pushed into something they clearly don't like.

The Knight of expression really doesn't like the spotlight, even if they might be forced into it by friends or anyone trying to give them the attention or recognition they might deserve. They prolly are everywhere, trying to help as many people as they think necessary. Basically, they deserve a break to take care of themselves and figure their own stuff out. There's a good chance they have some kinda inferiority complex, always trying to prove to themselves that they deserve the good things they have, and accepting that they deserve bad things for literally no fucking reason (THEY DESSERVE SO MUCH AND THEY REFUSE TO BELIEVE THAT LIKE DUDEEE)

These guys are a lot smarter then they might try to claim. they know who they are, and where they need to be to be the most helpful. They are aware of social issues an social standing, how things need to be changed for the best case scenario as long as everyone cooperates with them, and they are willing to take action (as long as they aren't burnt out. it will happen if they don't fucking stop and take care of themselves. I'm begging. go to therapy, or at least fucking talk about your issues with SOMEONE)

powers will include teleportation, or portals, maybe even the ability to make their own little pocket dimension so they have the upper hand in battle like the dream bubbles, absolutely will have the ability to control the wind, or at least manipulate it.

weapons are gonna be things that keep themselves at a safe distance, but still have to be pretty close to hit accurately. so medium sized weapons, i think. swords, spears, pistols, hatchets, stuff like that.

I edited him, I didn't change much but I am somewhat happy with him :)

Him and Meenah next to each other,,

hey chat

shout out to thyroid issues for fucking me over my tummy hurts and my heads killig me. am alost aways feelings sick

Ugly Story - An Eridan Ampora Fansong by PhemieC I DIDNT KNNOW THIS WAS A HOEMSTUCK SONG??? ITS BEEN ON SEVERAL OF MY PLAYLISTS FOR SO LONG LIKE?????

I'm not into birds but I think this is really cool and I like the music choice^^;<3

i posted this ages ago on twitter and no one cared so im hoping i will find some bird likers on this app. ardeidae fancam!

How do people know if people have blocked them😭❓️

One thing I really hate as a darkshipper is people who fucking hide behind the proship label. Proship is not a pass to be a terrible person, it is centered around FICTIONAL and FANDON content. You literally CANNOT be proship if:

-You DO harass people over fiction / shipcourse (keep in mind criticism ≠ harassment)

-You are RADQUEER, proshippers do not condone "pro contact" shit and REAL WORLD HARM. Please stop associating with proship you are a walking contradiction.

-You are RIGHTWING, aka everything we go against

-You are a RADFEM, I've never seen someone who claims to be a radical feminist and a proshipper at the same time but radfems are very sex-negative and puritan. Go figure.

-You have EXCEPTIONS on what people can explore in fiction. Letting people ship what they want and create the fanworks that they want INCLUDES what you hate.

-You're AGAINST darkshippers that don't use it to cope.

Edit: Of course the terf found my post.

Edit2: Of course the TRANSID radqueer found my post

Hi! Its the DoH anon again!! And sick! thanks for the cool tag. recently (literally just tonight), i *may* have opened up to me being also a "prince of time" (i still have my qualms but honestly its a pretty cool classpect and somewhat fits, so am not complaining). so one of my other combined classpects could be the Overlord of Paradox (Prince of time + Page of Space). Can you analyse this one, please? Thank you as always! - DoH anon (who turns out to... not be so DoH, apparently) 🌌☀️⌛

LETS GO WE BOTH PARTIALLY PRINCES (im theif +prince also THEY'RE THE OPPOSITE ASPECTSLIKE ME (light+void) so cool) vmdsfsddv (also yeah so real and valid to realize you're different from what you originally thought you were)

------------Overlord of Paradox------------

one who is serves an aspect through destroying an aspect or destroys an aspect through serving an aspect

you litterally have the aspects/classes of some of the characters that are either loved or absolutely hated on in homestuck (dirk, Tavros, jake, jade, Dave, kanaya as ell as some others TwT)

woah sooo you have both of the big important aspects. time and space. like they litterally couldn't have a session with out you if they didn't have any other time of space players.so you likely have a lot of pressure put on you. which could obviously might push you to make quick decisions without having the time to put in enough thought which tbh makes sense for a prince.

a scheming page can get as bad as a thief if they have the wrong motives. you may feel isolated at times cause of you're space aspect and your prince class may make it feel like you're the only one who really sees the bigger picture. which honestly others probably struggle to understand why you do what you do. I recommend that you take a minute to evaluate you're possibilities and options before acting, but I do understand if that can be difficult sometimes.

pages tend to be really hopeful and want the best thing without fully understanding how to get their. but like with Tavros, you can get to that point if you work extra hard for it. be careful not to get stuck only focusing on bigger pictures and stuff. being a time player you'll try to get one step ahead and prolly fumble a bit. you'll believe other's will be against you in some way. you'll try to avoid getting attached to people and things. which you are prolly really good at.

also one thing princes and pages have in common is that they think they have to be better or at least something they aren't. and while pages are Great at keeping up that act princes are not. seeing you're a page of time you'll be great at pretending and avoiding getting attached and getting people to keep up with THEM instead of slowing down for others even if the NEED to slow down for their own mental/physical health. but seeing your a prince of space you might really try and expect people to not like you or to not understand you, but chances are they at the very least partially understand.

an overlord of paradox's powers would prolly be a bit simple but they could be VERY powerful if used right. things like the ability to teleport, make portals (or like some kind black hole type thingy basically it suck in things that get too close ig?) as well as the ability to slow or speed up time for specific people. maybe even be able to create whole new timelines or jump between them.

weapons are pretty simple, but prolly requiring a lot of skill though. Blades lots of Blades. doesn't even matter what size or kind. could be a javelin, a katana, a knife. as long as it has a sharp edge to it.

:3