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Soooooo what happens if the consul and high warlock both get arrested XD

Chapters: 5/? Fandom: Naruto Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Nara Shikamaru/Uzumaki Naruto Additional Tags: Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Crack Treated Seriously, Humor, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, BAMF Uzumaki Naruto, Genderfluid Character, Yandere Shikamaru Nara, Smart Uzumaki Naruto, BAMF Nara Shikamaru, Alternate genin teams, Strong Uzumaki Naruto, Smitten Nara Shikamaru, Violence, Canon-Typical Violence, Hatake Kakashi Needs a Hug, Hatake Kakashi Needs Help, Nara Shikamaru Gives No Fucks, alternate team 7, Team Ticking Time Bomb, Monstrous Strength Naruto, Naruto With Tsunade’s Strength, Nara Shikaku Is Very Tired, Shikamaru Calls Dibs On Naruto, The Nara Fixation, Uchiha Idiocy, Uchiha Sasuke Being an Idiot, Love At First Chakra Enhanced Strike, Sasuke You In Danger Boy, Genderfluid Uzumaki Naruto, DO NOT RE-POST THIS STORY ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM. Series: Part 1 of Shadows & Strength Summary:

Even if he has decided he wants to be friends with Naruto now for some reason, there’s no way Shikamaru would want to do that.  No way he would want to leave his big house and his big family to curl up with Naruto in his tiny apartment.

There’s nothing Naruto has or could do that could ever make that kind of trade-off worth it.

So Naruto will just have to get as much of whatever this is as he can right now.

☕️BUY ME A COFFEE☕️ / PATREON

Hype: You’re smiling. Did something happened?

Branch: Can’t I smile because I just feel like it?

Boom: Creek tripped and fell outside.

Oml yaaaaaaaaay!!!! I honestly like this ship and think it deserves some more loven.XD

Daithi de wildcat plz ❤❤

Don’t tell my yt boss about this lol Also Nogla plz never check tumblr again XD

“Things’ll work out”

Oops my hand slipped

can we see found family kismet Interacting?

Bit of brother bonding :)

Finally finished the big drawing idea I had ;w; I wanted to draw a timeline-lineup of the boys and certain points in their life. Feel like I could have added a bit more but I think this works out for the most part.

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Close-ups under the read more

Drunk Sanji, sober Zoro (2/3)💚💙🍺

People need to understand that what they say has consequences. So don’t tell someone to kill themselves if you can’t handle the fact that they might actually do it.

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

Krystal Kismet? Diamond Hype? Idk one of those

That shitpost doodle I made became a real au sorry guys hope you like it bcuz I’m probably gonna keep posting about it

Maybe idk

Anyways I also made them silly little designs for the story, I’ve got ideas in mind, if enough ppl are interested in this au maybe I’ll share more 👍