The Muppet Joker Just Escaped An Attempted Crucifixion A Few Minutes Ago, You've Missed A Ton Of Chapters

Dolly Parton has come to do a show in my town. We couldn't afford tickets, so me and my mom sold my stepdad so we could go.

It turned out that we sold him to Dolly Parton, she made him sing with her and then she gave him back.

stamp of authenticity - authenticity of being a silly fool

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car walrus.

but sir that’s my emotional support mutual who’s way cooler than me that i can’t believe actually follows me 

unpopular opinion but mobility aids shouldn't cost so much !!

Joan of Arc, 1865

John Everett Millais

park that car! drop that phone!! sleep on the floor!!! dream about me!!!!