MASSIVE GEM ADOPT SALE!

TIME FOR ME TO FINALLY SETTLE ON A DESIGN FOR THIS CONCEPT I’VE HAD FOR YEARS. NEW DECADE, NEW ME. 

Legends tell of a man who collects souls deep in the forest. Be good, children, or The Soul Collector will swipe your soul away.... 

Sabres is a crossbreed. Born to a one night stand between a water fae and an Atlantean, Sabres was raised by his fae mother and his other fae relatives. His father didn’t have a chance to fight for his custody, being killed by Sabres’s mother after a confrontation. 

Since he was a tiny guppy, Sabres has been.... Different. Even amongst other fae. He’s always been interested in death. Nothing too out of the ordinary for the fae who study necromancy. But, Sabres seemed to take his fascination... In a different direction. 

He knew that his father was killed by his mother. His mother was open about it to her son. But.... Sabres wanted to know his father. Know his Atlantean side.

He studied up on magic and, as a teenager, finally could cast a spell to contact the dead. What he found was.... horrifying. 

His father was in Hell. He wasn’t a perfect man, by any means, but he wasn’t terrible either! (At least, not by his standards.) Sabres was confused. How could his father be in hell if he wasn’t too bad?

Sabres wanted to save those who weren’t bad, like his father. He couldn’t save his father now, but he could save others! He had to. He would find a way to sneak the “less bad” into the demanding heaven. Or at least find a way to lessen Heaven’s standards. 

He started to tinker in dark magic, turning himself undead at some point so he could have more time to study up on magic. After Primrose’s confrontation with him, Sabres found the last bit they were missing. He found a way to get souls into a “neutral state”. They wouldn’t fight against him, they wouldn’t commit more “sins”, they wouldn’t do anything in this state. Not even think or speak or anything. But, that was fine. Once Sabres found a way to sneak them into Heaven, they could catch up on lost years!

Sabres uses his magic to keep him and his souls undetected by the “higher-ups”. So many souls have gone missing over many years. But, the higher-ups never noticed. At least, all of the higher-ups except for Death. It was his job to find souls after all.....

Now Sabres is in crunch mode. Someone’s bound to come looking for Death sooner or later. Maybe he could use the man as a captive? A ransom so Heaven would lessen his standards? He isn’t sure, but he knows he needs to figure it out soon. Or else fail. and waste his life’s work.

👾 😈 🍊

I don't think I'll use her; but here's Clinohumite!

Time for two new gems for the "replace all canon gems with ocs" au that I've had sitting around for a while. Never had the inspiration to finish them until now!

Stabbingtonite (purple gem; designed by @pocket-gems ) is actually a Siberite. When she was newly emerged, she was presented before Yellow Diamond for inspection.... With Pink Diamond monitoring to learn how to run inspections on gems that warranted the Diamonds' attention.

Pink.... thought the name of this gem type unfitting. And suggested they call them something more fitting. Like Stabbingtonite; since their gemstones were shaped like knives.

Yellow did not find this idea amusing, but the name stuck on this Siberite once Pink was shattered. To honor the lost Diamond.

Antmony (blue snake gem) was assigned to Stabbingtonite as a sort of controller. An interpreter of the Diamond's more complicated orders, and making sure the orders were followed through properly.

The two are a much more competent Jessie and James from Pokemon. Flirtatious at each other, and dancing romantically as they monologue about their opponent's doom. They are very much in love, but have never fused, despite it being legal in this au. They've never seen the point.

These two are assigned to the doomed Earth planet to gather humans for the human zoo. During era three, they break up for a while to find themselves outside of their assigned realtionship. Wanting to figure out if their love was just a product of their assigned roles, or if it was real. They do love each other dearly, but want to use the new lens of era three to inspect the validity of their relationship outside of serving the Diamonds.

Antimony uses they/them pronouns and Stabbingtonite is fine with you calling them she/him/them, whatever.

Two sketches I didn't feel like lining/coloring that I did while thinking about very minor characters I never talk about,

Helvetica having a "who broke it" moment. (His mug says: "Drink Coffee: Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy".)

Tutorial smokes. Both tobacco and weed, though mostly tobacco. His tail wags automatically when he's very high. The broken heart cloud is cause I'm thinking Tutorial was betrayed and abandoned before he was given his role in the Land of Legends, which has worsened his descent into not trusting others and refusing to get close to anyone.

I like gull

Thank you! He is a good fish boy.

Here's a short bio of him for funsies (^:

Gulliver was born and raised on the sea. His mother was never in the picture. His fisherman, dullahan father thought it best for the boy to learn practical skills. And, of course, practical skills meant fishing skills.

So, Gulliver learned sea skills from a young age. How to tie a knot, how to survive a storm, how to de-bone a fish. Suffice to say, Gulliver's dad was very proud when his son choose his first head as a whole set of fish bones for himself - a right of maturity in dullahans. And kept it into adulthood.

What his father didn't like, however, was when they returned to the land- Gulliver wanted a "proper education". What, his teachings weren't good enough for you, boy? Fine. Go to your fancy-pancy university. But don't expect any help from me.

Gulliver shoved his way through an education degree by the bones of his bones, with help from his friendly roommate- Hyacinth. Another hybrid.

However, it was hard for a hybrid to get work in the field. Something about human kids less likely to learn from weirdos.

Just as he was about to call it quits and go crawling back to his father, he met Moral. A wonderful bartender who told of a school that catered specifically to hybrids like him.

Gulliver took the job, and became the theater lit teacher- teaching famous plays to kids.

Gulliver was also surprised to see his former roommate, Hyacinth there! The two caught up and- Oh would you look at that he's gay. Huh.

The two had a long courtship before marrying at the seaside. Gulliver still had a fondness for the sea, even after everything. Gulliiver's father did not show up to the event.

Gulliver, very recently, was asked to become the vice Principal by his close friend Moral. And now he has a lot more responsibility on his plate, on top of running the gsa. But, hey, it can't be harder that running a boat, right?

Look, I wrote a thing. If you're interested in my (nsfw/) headcanons for the Our Life love interests, then read on!

hhhOOOOUGH BIG PETAL

uhm if it's okay to send our ocs maybe my petalite and that petalite you designed?

Very soft. I wonder what her name is 🤔

Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

Another replace all canon gems with ocs au gem; Romanechite!

Romanechite, or “Roman” for short, was once a servant. Romanechites are used to keep secrets for the upper class. If asked, they physically cannot tell a secret to any other gem. Not even the Diamonds. They can be general secret keepers for the mass. Or, alternatively and as was Roman’s case, they can be owned much like a Pearl. 

Roman was once owned by a very high up Serpentine, keeping her secrets as needed. For, Serpentine was messenger for the Diamonds themselves. Delivering notes and orders from Blue Diamond to lower class gems. 

Being dragged around so many places lead Roman to meet many gems. And, being a very good listener, had many gems vying for her affections. It wasn’t long before Roman came to her Serpentine to tell her she was going to file for permanent fusion status with a gem she had found love with (mixed gem fusion is legal in this au; just fusions are looked down on, generally lower class, and generally treated poorly. Dolomite is very much an outlier). There was no problem with this.... Well. Just one problem.

Serpentine loved Romanechite. And wanted her all to herself. 

Serpentine took an extreme step, and used a rejuvenator to reset both gems. Sending the offending lover away to awaken elsewhere. And, hoping to woo Romanechite this time.

Only, she didn’t. Roman found another gem to love. With the same results. And another, and another, and another...

Serpenite wasn’t sure how many times Romanechite had come forward with a new love before Roman found the rejuvenator's logs. Roman was.... So very angry. So very hurt, betrayed, broken, lost, wondering who she had lost without knowing....

Roman confronted Serpentine, and a fight ensued. Roman won, shattering her owner. 

Roman ran away after this, gathering the pieces of Serpentine and keeping one piece for herself. She hid in the depths of underworld. And, she found a group of other runaway off color gems to keep close with while she tried to grapple with her losses.

Roman, in era three, runs a support group for gems who were rejuvenated but never got her memories back like herself. And, she hopes that maybe she will find a gem she lost to her horrible boss....

Roman’s gem is on her upper back!

happy new oc! :^) This is Fun Solver! (Full Name Fun Solver Showstopper Dinglehopper) They are a fun, cartoon vampire. They are also a detective! And a scientist! They have many interests.

Fun Solver is a jovial, curious, and a bit kooky vamp who is always looking for answers. When they're not researching a new topic, they're out and about solving crimes! They always have a question on their mind, and don't stop for anything. It's hard to hold their attention for long if you need to talk to them. They're usually out the door investigating something mid-conversation!

They work on adventure time rules mostly, in that they subsist on drinking the color from an object and not blood. The item becomes greyscale after they drink from it. They also don't really have a lot of the normal vampire weaknesses. Being a cartoon, crosses don't bother them, and they can eat garlic fine. They can also walk around in the sun, but need an umbrella or large hat to keep in the shade. They won't turn to dust, but it does hurt to be in direct sunlight.

Their glasses are always broken, and they don't necessarily realize they're missing an eye. They also are always changing bowties and earrings! They have a huge variety to pick from! The stains on their coat are also constantly changing, depending on what they're working on.

And yea! I don't have a huge amount of details for this vamp yet, but I love them.

Fun Solver uses any pronouns. But, in order of preference, they use they/he/she.