”?!” Makes A Sound In My Head, But I Can’t Describe What It Is.

the best kind of bird are the really short and fat ones. i love them 

Thanks for the new video @danielhowell it made my day 😄

(I did this sketch v fast and it turned out kinda shitty but i’m gonna post it anyway)

Id die for them

lupitanyongo: Here for the Movie-ment! #BlackPantherShowingOut #BlackPanther#WakandaForever @im.angelabassett : @dilokritbarose and @vernonfrancois

HAHHAHHA I CANT "ees nanarro" 😂

Its in dutch and he actually says "hier, een euro" which translates to "here, one euro"

*boy looking at coin* ees.. nanarro..

[drops coin] HOh

[coin rolls into gutter]

AAAAAAAHHGH

Me: *knows Malec is canon* Alec: “my boyfriend” Me:

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

My masters of all elements

There’s this kid in my class named Alexander, but everyone calls him Xandre. So the other day it just dawned on me that I could use his name in any context to fit my Shadowhunters obsession needs and he’d never know.

Therefor, in chemistry, he helped me solve a density problem and I told him, “Thank you Alexander. You continue to surprise me.” And his response, I shit you not, was, “Good ways I hope.”

We both stared at eat other for what felt like ages, I was in complete shock while he was laughing his ass off. Turns out the asshole googled the episode after seeing my reaction on Snapchat and memorized the lines that mentioned his name. 

I don’t know how to react.

The closer IW is coming, the more i feel pieces of my soul leave my body

Someone come pick up my dead body at my local theatre xx

SO CUTE

anyone please ask your crush out like this