Yeetobirdo - Yeeto

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

This is even worse

This tweet has changed my life btw

obsessed w this guy on the elden ring subreddit people have been telling stories about. they were summoning for the hardest boss in the game and came across a sign for a player wearing nothing but a jar on his head called "let me solo her" and when people summon him this dude is pulling the cleanest fucking kills youve ever seen. he came forward on the subreddit and posted a gameplay vid and it is the smoothest nine minutes of elden ring on the planet

if you ever see a summon sign in these games for a player wearing no armour you get that person immediately bc whatever theyre about to do it is going to be insane and you have to see it

when a pelican bites you there's no malice in their eyes. they aren't upset at you. they are just hungry and want to see if you fit in their mouths. and if you don't then it's no problem and everything is fine. and if you do then well i guess your fate is sealed but that's ok it's a beautiful animal

Charles Dance fanboying about Dame Judi Dench and Dame Maggie Smith

squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat