If Johanna Mason Was Your Favorite In Catching Fire You’re Gay Now

my daily routine

wake up (8 am)

cry (8:30 am - 12 pm)

listen to “sexyback” on loop (12 pm - 7 pm)

punch a hole in the wall and patch it up (7 pm - 7:30 pm)

sleep (8 pm)

They should make a warning for handcuffs: don’t use these to have kinky old person sex if you have heart failure or could spontaneously die.

Welcome to the family, son

jason at the beach eating a watermelon

brb selling my balls at gamestop

shawnee using the same pose twenty years apart 🥹💖

got this comment on the House vs. Hannibal poll so tell me who's a better therapist in the tags.

i was weak and could not resist this mental image