If CC Makes Conor And Kel Enemies, Imma Start A Riot TT

+ "if Pekka Rollins kills us all I'm going to get Wylan's ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so I can annoy your ghost" "I'll hire Mattias's ghost to kick your ghost's ass" "my ghost won't associate with your ghost"

underrated Iconic™ six of crows/crooked kingdom moments

inej simultaneously choking tante heleen and stealing her priceless diamonds like a bamf

kaz’s ‘embarrassed teenage boy’ act in front of smeets (i was laughign so hard)

“pay someone to pay someone to pay someone to burn your kruge”

that time kaz and wylan chemically burned a hole in the ceiling and dropped into the middle of van eck’s dinner party

matthias grumbling “i. should. let. you. die.” while trying to restart kaz’s heart; nina giving kaz mouth-to-mouth resuscitation 

kaz staying conscious even though a prison guard shoved his bare fingers in his mouth (!!!)

Wyvil

inej breaking van eck’s nose SHE DID THAT

JESPER’S SHOT @ KUWEI!! MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT WHY DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS 

kaz complaining nonstop bc alys van eck Wont ShuT UP

nina f-bombing @ matthias

child kaz f-bombing @ the man who wont let him see mr. hertzoon

“you’re too broke to buy waffles” 

llewelyn

KAZ’S IDIOTIC SMILE WHEN HE SEES INEJ JESPER AND WYLAN THUNDERING FROM THE ICE COURT IN A TANK DRAGGING THE ‘STRYMAKT FJERDAN’ BANNER HONESTLY DOES IT GET ANY BETTER

nina’s pregnant woman charade 

“i will turn your teeth inside out” “that’s physically impossible”

WYLAN’S DRUNK FJERDAN NATIONAL ANTHEM

wylan “im not a thief” van eck: offended @ “you think like a lockpick”; one (1) book later wylan has a scheming face and a “very passable imitation of kaz’s glare”

“if you ever cared about me at all, don’t follow.” Kaz Why Are You Like This Kaz

damage

This had me rolling 🤣

So it’s been like a week since I’ve finished COT and I enjoyed the book but there were also huge injustices done to the ending and some characters (rip kit you deserved so much better than this)

Here’s some memes I made and there may/may not be more depending on my flashes of motivation lol

First Monday without SOBH...I'm gonna reread it again 😭

Roy: Batman doesn’t kill, right?

Jason: As we have repeatedly established, no, he does not.

Roy: Not for any reason?

Jason: Well he’d better not have reasons now.

Roy: So, hypothetically speaking, if I were to marry his child, I would not, in fact, die?

Jason:

Kori, in the background, banging her head against the table: *internal screams at these two idiots*

The best day ever ❤️🇱🇰

Us thinking this week's sobh would be cute and peaceful

Christopher: People say I have a unique way of lighting up the room.

Thomas: Its called arson and those people are witnesses.

do you think that when tessa looks at kit (herondale) she's reminded of another kit (lightwood) she knew and hopes she doesn't lose him too?

I almost don't want Jules to find out about Livvy. It'll just break him

Yeah, we all are excited for Kit and Ty in TWP, but I'm so excited to see people's reactions to certain things:

1) Tessa's reaction when she finds out that Kit aka her son is already her second child to perform necromancy with Blackthorn

2)Julian's reaction when he finds out that his little sister is likely to have Seelie queen as her mother-in-law

3) Everyone's reaction to the First Heir thing - because Emma know, right? But I don't think she told anyone

4) All the reactions, but especially Alec's and Julian's reaction when it is discovered that Magnus knew about Kit and Ty doing necromancy, but was silent

5) Julian's reaction to the secrets of his siblings AND his reaction to Kit and Ty being in love since TDA

five hargreeves + PTSD symptoms