THIS IS WHAT HE WOULD DO AJJAAUHG
Mr. Compress, in the back of a cop car: “Could you possibly turn up the AC? It’s a little stuffy in here—”
Cop: “Stop talking.”
Mr. Compress, on his phone: “Yeah, I’ll be back at the hideout shortly.”
Cop: “What— how did you get your hands free? Are you on the phone?”
Mr. Compress: “Yes, I’m on the phone— Sorry, Dabi, my chaperone is being impolite.”
Cop: “Chaperone??”
Cop, pulls over and looks in the back seat, Mr. Compress is gone.
Radio: “Do you have the suspect detained?”
Cop: “I did.”
Radio: “What do you mean you did?!”
Cop: “I don’t know, he disappeared!”
The car starts up and drives off.
Cop: “HEY!!! STOP!”
Mr. Compress, blasting the AC.
So....been a while. I've been quite busy because of university and now especially because I'm getting things ready for the festival in my town. I was granted the opportunity to design the official poster for it and I'm so happy. Here I'm also adding some drawings I've been doing for one of classes.
I'll be back to posting and putting up some art I've had in the works for a while when things calm down the next week.
THIS IS LEGIT SO CUTE OH MY GOD
Hear me out...
Jokepress.
RATE THE HAWKS INSPIRED FIT
(Im wearing white socks and docs with it AUGHHH ik its lowkey mid but like-- let me be obsessive--)
(semi-reveal? Lol enjoy the low quality<3)
𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐧
FD doodles
I can't help it. This man has me in a chokehold-
This manga is shit, I hate everything about the second half of this story.
Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson for Wonderland Magazine.
Oh you’re fucked 😭😭😭
Hey, so… I accepted a babysitting job from some guy named Kurogiri and I just got to the place and—
What the fuck is this?
Write that fic
Draw your OC
Redesign that blorbo
Plan that comic how you want
Create the content you want to see
Be cringe
Be free
The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!
The remaining Vanguard members minutes before Final War.
Spinner: So what's the plan? We all put our hands together in the center for one last cliché or are we running out of the warp gate screaming like mad Vikings?
Dabi: I'll run out screaming.
Shimura: Hey, if you wanna blow out your vocal chords for the third time this month, far be it from us to stop you. By the way, if I don't make it back, I promised Eri my dog.
Toga: We're totally coming back alive.
Mr. Compress: Are we shouting a battle cry in our Old Norse impressions or are we incoherent? Classic 'Charge!' perhaps?
Shimura: I was thinking 'Fuck 'im up!' is brutally concise and gets the point across. I know it's a little crass, but we're vigilantes, not heroes. We have some liberties.
Spinner: Totally shoulda brought war paint.
Mr. Compress: *tipping his hat* It's been an honor, Vanguard.
Toga: For Mag and Jin!
Spinner: No funerals today, people. We want the hospital, then home.
Dabi: Survive if we can, take them with us if we can't. See you on the other side, morons.
Shimura: *visibly tearing up* I just wanna thank all of you for being the best and worst people I've ever met. Battle stations?
All: Battle stations!
...
Shouto: *hearing the shouting* They're having fun over there.
Deku: Well, I'm not surprised. These are the same people who were invited to crash a high school summer camp and then they did it because they thought it was hilarious.
...
I'm picturing the vibe of a rowdy wolfpack of pissed off vigilantes charging out of the warp gate.
And then Kirishima all:
𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙣-𝘼𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖𝙣 | 𝘼𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙨𝙩 | ♈︎ | 𝘽𝙞𝙇𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙇 𝟚𝟘𝙁𝙪𝙘𝙠 𝙖𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩
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