So I said months ago I’d make a prompt / drabble list but I’ve only just done it :)
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“He’s respectable, but, ya’ know, a little bit dodgy.”
“We only want to borrow the bar.”
“You said I’d have proper training!”
“No! I’m tired of doing what you say."
"You must find it before the others do."
"You’re too good for this world.”
“Oh my God. You’re in love with her/him."
“Yeah, well it wasn’t funny.”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
"I’ve been waiting a long time for you."
“I swear, I’m not crazy!”
"Go and live with her/him, then! See if I care.”
“You’re a nerd.”
“Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
“I’m ready to try again, if you are?"
"If we both stick to the story, they can’t prove anything."
"Do you think he/she crashed the car on purpose?"
“Is that my sweater/shirt?”
"If only I’d just gone over when she/he called."
"You must find it before the others do."
"I think the room is bugged.”
“That’s starting to get annoying”
“The landlord changed the locks.”
“You’re cute when you’re sleepy"
“I did a pregnancy test."
"You had time to call the police. Why didn’t you?"
“It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
“It’s cute when you blush.”
"How long have you been standing there?"
“You’re seriously a man-child.”
“Is there alcohol?”
“I told you, no more pets.”
“You’re bleeding all over my furniture.”
“Are you coming to bed?”
“You belong to me and you need to accept it.”
“I’m kind of a big deal.”
"I just want a nice, easy life. What’s wrong with that?"
“A smart alec witch, how original.”
“I have to take you to the doctor.”
"You were meant to be watching him/her!”
“Well, this is where I live."
"You make me feel like I’m not good enough."
“I’m late.”
“I’m early.”
“Get out of the shower!”
“You smell like a wet dog.”
“Oh yes. We’re on.”
“The library is free.”
“You gotta get us a decent place.”
“Well, someone should sue them.”
“Can I ask you something?”
“When I’m as far away from you as possible.”
“That’s brilliant. That’s brilliant! Let’s do it!”
“Oh God, he’s serious.”
Being a sex-positive personally-sex-repulsed ace is weird cuz like reading about sex? Awesome. Writing about sex? Not much more intolerable than writing about anything else. Sex is good. Sex is normal. Sex is only as important as you let/want it to be. Kinks are natural expressions of sexuality. Sexual purity is a scam. Bodies are nothing to be ashamed of. Sex work is no more exploitative than any other kind of labor. If you touch me I will throw up on you.
•Visiting his grave because he’s fucking dead
Did anyone even watch this shit by choice? this shit is the kind of thing you would wake up to in the middle of the day after you stayed home from school because you were sick. it was on because you didn’t want to watch nick jr. or disney playhouse and so you put cartoon network on to watch foster’s reruns but you fell asleep and you wake up to this trash and you can’t even turn the TV off because now the remote is across the room for some reason. so you have to bare with this monstrosity and listen to that invader zim guy yell a lot and somehow your sickness is even worse now.
“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
Favorite Disney animated movies
SCREAMING 😭😭😭
So someone mentioned that they wanted to see the Avengers in this video and my hand slipped…
Random Spideypool Gifs part 4/???
I found this gem, and had to make a few gifs out of it.
Ramy Youssef posted this some time ago about when he managed (despite great restrictions from israel) to perform a comedy event in Palestine and upon finding out he was American, a Palestinian girl asked about the flint water crisis. And this reminded me of when the BLM protests started in Ferguson that people from Gaza reached out on social media to help them what to do when being tear gassed. Palestinians haven't just fought for their own rights. They've also despite their own horrors tried to help others like them