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Fantasy name generator

Fighter’s block - try to defeat a monster by writing

Child’s Traits Calculator ; predict a child’s appearance 

Child’s Traits Calculator ; predict other traits

Fifty Plot Twist Ideas For Your Work-In-Progress!

Name generator (Character, Baby, Last name, etc.)

Plot generator ; Inspiration for your next novel, film or short story

Character generator ; Generate Rich Characters in Seconds

Writing Exercises ;  This site provides (completely free) writing prompts and exercises to help you get started with creative writing and break through writing blocks. 

Notebook ; create your characters, worlds, objects, places, etc. and save them

Festisite ; Create a fake license, marriage certificate, credit card, ticket and you can find other stuff as well.

The most common last names in the US

Lists of most common surnames

List of most popular given names

List of the least common surnames [last names] in America, rank 16,001-20,000

Fantasy name generator (again)

Random Name Generator (Choose origins, gender, etc.)

Said is dead (Remember that you can use said, don’t use it to less.)

How Much Blood Can The Human Body Lose? 

How Long Can Someone Go Without Breathing?

The 6 Types of Collars Every Man Should Know by Name 

18 Different Types of Sleeves Design Patterns

What are the most widely practiced religions of the world?

Differences Between a Short Story, Novelette, Novella, & a Novel

Hemingway editor ;  It grades your writing by its readability. 

Zen writer ; writing without distractions (Might not be free after a while)

33 Ways to Write Stronger Characters

75+ bad habits for your character

30 SCENE IDEAS FOR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

10 Things Writers Don’t Know About The Woods

British and American terms

Free writing worksheets

Feel free to add more!

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You could not make me immortal because even if I faked my own death and left I would not be able to stop using ao3. Ao3 going back 100 years with 5k fics or something

Elon Musk's teenage hackers have inserted bots into the backend of the federal system so they can spy on government workers and sniff out any disloyalty to Felon47.

This is not only highly illegal but qualifies as an act of espionage and sedition.

Remember when First Felon accused Obama of spying on him through a microwave oven? Always a projection.

Masterpost: Yana Toboso’s blog/twitter post translations

People who visit my blog on PC probably know that there’s already a masterpost of all my past blog/twitter post translations, but the majority of people seems to use the mobile version of tumblr and therefore have no access to it (?), so here’s a masterpost that is hopefully accessible to everyone! Also, I’d appreciate it if you could check this masterpost *first* before asking me “Has Yana ever talked about XX on her blog?” xD

Disclaimer: I’m not a professional translator but just a normal Japanese Kuro fan with intermediate English skills, and I primarily translate all these Kuro related posts for myself, namely to improve my English! All posts marked with * are proofread by my precious, lovely friend minacchin though (thank you for your help<3), so you can expect a flawless English translation :)

Yana Toboso:

Yana Toboso’s message to Kuroshitsuji fans (100th chapter commemoration)

Yana and her deceased family

Yana’s message to the 3.11 earthquake victims

Yana’s comment on Cocoa Fujiwara’s death

Yana and her editor*

Kuroshitsuji collaboration shoes*

Yana’s comment on the last episode of Book of Circus*

Yana’s comment on the Book of Circus ED*

Yana Toboso - random blog post translations*

Why Yana doesn’t want to appear in public*

Yana’s last comment 2015*

Gifts from abroad (Yana’s birthday 2016)*

How Yana came up with the S4 lyrics*

Yana’s hilarious typo

Yana’s drawing process (video)

Yana’s birthday 2017

Yana’s message to the BotA visitors: ver. Ciel & Elizabeth

Yana’s message to the BotA visitors: ver. Snake

Yana’s chronic disease: The Sebastian schizophrenia

Yana fangirling about Kuroko No Basuke OP (2013)

Yana’s tweets about the BotA party

Kiss

Yana’s comment on Terashima’s marriage (Snake’s VA)

Important PSA from Yana

Kuroshitsuji/Black Butler:

Foreshadowing (maybe 2CT)

Kuroshitsuji #100 (cover illustration of ch. 100)

Tanks and étagères

What if Kuroshitsuji were made into a live action movie in Hollywood?*

Green-eyed characters*

Yana’s commentary on the school arc/cricket games part 1*

Yana’s commentary on the cricket games part 2*

Yana’s commentary on the cricket games part 3*

White Day 2014 part ½*

White Day 2014 part 2/2*

Yana’s comment on morality/justice in Kuroshitsuji*

Birthdays*

The collar types*

Yana Toboso’s Japanese-style parody of Kuroshitsuji*

Yana’s comment on the new Kuroshitsuji movie (BotA)*

Yana and her editor’s tweets about the “Demon 6″ special chapter*

Editor K’s comment on the relationship between Sebastian and Ciel

Yana’s comment on Kuroshitsuji’s genre*

Yana’s comment on the official English edition of Kuroshitsuji*

Genderbend Kuroshitsuji characters*

White Day messages 2016*

Interview with editor K 1/3 (Jack the Ripper arc, Grell, Madam Red, etc)*

Interview with editor K 2/3 (Lycoris musical, musical!Sebastian, etc)*

Interview with editor K 3/3 (costume design, Campania arc, Blue Sect arc, etc)*

The originally planned ending of Kuroshitsuji*

Yana’s involvement in Book of Circus*

Circus arc, Musical (2017), GFantasy*

“Twin Tails” Day 2017

The most handsome character in Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian VS Undertaker

Yana’s comment on ch126 and language of flowers

Yana’s comment on Agni and ch127

Yana’s comment on ch129 and her art improvement

Yana’s comment on real Ciel in ch129

Yana’s comment on ch130 (our Ciel & Snake)

Sebastian Michaelis:

Which Sebastian do you like? (demon-mode VS butler-mode)

Beauty and the Beast (”Is Sebastian kind?”)

Transporting style variations: Sebastian & Ciel

Sebastian and shame

Sebastian then and now (2006→2012)*

How to draw Sebastian*

Sebastian’s ‘cool’ moments*

Sebastian’s behaviour*

The taste of a soul*

Sebastian’s favourite type*

Yana’s comment on Sebastian’s true nature*

Sebastian, the ‘elite trash’*

The “Cutest Sebastian Ever” (Yana’s “Puella Magi Madoka Magica” parody + comment on chapter 54)*

Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part1*

Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part2*

Sebastian 30 facial expressions challenge part3*

Halloween: Sebasitan on a leash

Sebastian, the gambler (vol.24 back cover parody)

Sebastian & Ciel watching the Book of the Atlantic movie

Sebastian’s view of humans

Sebastian, the perveted gourmet butler

Yana’s comment on how Sebastian sees our Ciel

Hilarious caption (Sebastian’s burping)

Ciel and the Phantomhive household:

Yana’s comment on Ciel and Sebastian*

Yana’s comment on Ciel and Sebastian (ch.63)*

Ciel and Joker*

Ciel and Sebastian’s comments on COCOROBO collaboration*

Vincent Phantomhive

Vincent and Sebastian

Vincent and Diederich

Vincent’s popularity

Finnian and Snake

The cook and his master*

Super handsome Finny and six pack Mey-Rin*

The Phantomhives are making wishes on a star*

Baldroy*

Snake

Ciel in ch.35+36 (Circus arc)*

Ciel’s birthday 2008-2011*

Ciel’s birthday 2012-2015*

Ciel’s birthday 2016,  part2 (Baron Kelvin appreciation post)

Ciel and PARM (ice cream) collaboration

Lizzy and the Midfords:

Elizabeth Midford*

Edward/Lizzy translation

Ciel and Lizzy: Kabedon!

Ciel and Lizzy2

Yana’s comment on Campania arc and Lizzy’s ‘selfishness’*

Lizzy’s birthday & Ciel’s height, Lizzy’s birthday part2

Yana’s comment on the Midfords’ cast in the movie

Yana’s comment on Frances’ hair colour

Alexis’s VA’s hilarious comment on Lizzy

Yana’s twitter posts about Lizzy in ch57,58*/BotA movie

Frances and Alexis

Frances and Edward

Grim reapers:

Undertaker, the most handsome character in Kuroshitsuji

Grell’s main squeeze

Portable William T. Spears*

Grell - a “uniquely Japanese” character*

Twitter post 28/01/2017 -Grell-

Other characters:

Difference between Alois and Ciel

Drocell, Lau, Ran-Mao translations*

Doll (and Ciel)*

Ran-Mao’s height

Bluer and Redmond

Musical:

Young master Yukito (Yukito Nishii / Ciel Phantomhive)*

A Letter From A Grim Reaper (Takuya Nagaoka / William T. Spears)*

Yana’s comment on Lycoris 2015*

Yana’s comment on Sebastian in the 2015 musical*

Grey’s ad-lib in the 2014 musical

Live action movie:

Some of Yana’s comments on the live action movie*

Yana’s comment on Hiro Mizushima

Drama CD:

Kuroshitsuji Drama CD “That Butler, Fighting” - English translation (complete)

“Nijishitsuji2” scanlations in cooperation with frederickabblerline:

‘A Dawning Idol’ (Ciel & Sebastian)

‘Elastic’ (Vincent & Undertaker)

Tips: If you don’t know where to start reading, here are some tips. The posts in bold are the ones that got over 1000 notes. And the ones in italic are my personal faves that I found funny/interesting and definitely recommend you to read! :)

And finally, thank you to all those people who read and liked my translations and sent me lovely, encouraging messages in the past 2.5 years! ♡♡

Have fun reading Yana’s posts<3

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Did anyone even watch this shit by choice? this shit is the kind of thing you would wake up to in the middle of the day after you stayed home from school because you were sick. it was on because you didn’t want to watch nick jr. or disney playhouse and so you put cartoon network on to watch foster’s reruns but you fell asleep and you wake up to this trash and you can’t even turn the TV off because now the remote is across the room for some reason. so you have to bare with this monstrosity and listen to that invader zim guy yell a lot and somehow your sickness is even worse now. 

Justice League for Blu-Ray magazine