So I Found The Song That Asra Was Singing In The Star..

‘The better to eat you with, Richie!’ 

I like imagine Pennywise would be half shifted between a werewolf and clown when his teeth come out, better to scare Richie . (Also with a penchant for quoting fairy tales and giggling) 

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Ok so i have this book called “The world according to the Joker” its a little and quirky book.

And in it the joker tells us how he was writing a novel.

And its a love story about him and batman and how they first met. Thought i would share it as it legit reads like someone wrote some fan fiction about them.

Bonus: A little note next to it.

hey you can’t just go and say “the theme of totk is hands” and expect me to have a normal reaction

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

In bed watching all Disney shows

Everything is shit and the world might be on the verge of nuclear war.

Bruno Mars: *releases another 80s/90s sounding bop* 

Everyone: